Premier League Thread 2018/19 v16: Europa League > Champions League Edition

[xtramob]

 

[Sebbe]

@Deffid @Sebbe fucking Leipzig fucking up my bet, they are trash. How are they letting Salzburg beat them ffs?

Leipzig ain't the same team imo. Lost Keita and horrible form on Forsberg (bad "form" for a long time now). To be honest with you, I don't think he wants to be there anymore.

 

[Chules]

So I’ve been told by one of the girls from work that workbae has an anxiety attack so bad he had to go to hospital


I want him even more FFS

Lmao

What a pussy

Kappa

 

[Chules]

Maybe. I’m into it lol

Anyway I’m shit out of luck. I look like a garbage bag filled with cottage chesse

No you don’t

Stop being so hard on yourself.

Get on the Chules frozen pizza diet, go to the gym 3x a week at minimum, stock up on some protein bars/shakes and you’ll look even more hot as fuck than you already are.

Getting into TST shape does wonders. I’m borderline effed the majority of the time but I’m in the best shape of my life right now and I feel 0.1% better when I look in the mirror lol

 

[Chules]

@frenz my arms look like this



All toned and shit lol

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

People completely shitting on MGK’s new music on insta lol

Probably Eminem cocksuckers

 

[Chules]

@frenz just remembered, make sure to take a multivit each day too

i take one coz my diet is shit lmao

i can tell you the one i use if you want.

 

[Chules]

People completely shitting on MGK’s new music on insta lol

Probably Eminem cocksuckers

just listened to it all:

verdict, it's trash

one good song

All biasness aside

 

[frenz]

No you don’t

Stop being so hard on yourself.

Get on the Chules frozen pizza diet, go to the gym 3x a week at minimum, stock up on some protein bars/shakes and you’ll look even more hot as fuck than you already are.

Getting into TST shape does wonders. I’m borderline effed the majority of the time but I’m in the best shape of my life right now and I feel 0.1% better when I look in the mirror lol

Loool

 

[Chules]

Loool

mate, seriously, you've got a gym membership with your workplace iirc, USE IT!

You'll love going to the gym. It's a welcome distraction for me.

I can make you a workout plan if you want!

(Disclaimer I'm just a cunt off a karate forum with no training expertise lol)

This is coming from somoene who was once morbidly obese with a BMI over 40

 

[Chules]

the day i stop going to the gym is the day I have bigger arms than:

@UVee

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Concrete

Lily Allen breaks down in tears as she insists she's been 'ROBBED' of 2018 Hyundai Mercury Prize... after losing out to rock band Wolf Alice

• Alternative rock band Wolf Alice were announced as the 2018 winners for their chart-topping album Visions of a Life

 

[Chules]

Wolf Alice are fucking terrible though

They're in the same scene as some of the bands I like, and they're so overrated.

Absolute shit bar 2 songs.

I'm taking Lily Allen's side

 

[Chules]

@frenz

 

[Chules]

timestamped

when he called ali aziz a terrorist

fucking dead

 

[Chules]

@xtramob LOL

 

[Chules]

You must be yolking! Iceland starts selling ready-made scrambled eggs for £1.50 because students don't know how to make them

• Supermarket chain Iceland is to start selling ready-made scrambled eggs
• The £1.50 eggs come in microwaveable pouches that take 90 seconds to heat up
• The pouches cost 50p more than a box of 10 Class A eggs at the supermarket

lol

 

[Chules]

WOOD EAT LYNN GUNN'S SHIT

 

[Chules]

WOOD EAT LYNN GUNN'S SHIT

HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE

PVRIS IN PARIS LOL