Quit my job but my old boss calls me weekly...How can I F_ck with him?

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  1. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I quit my job quite a while ago but my old boss calls me nearly every week to offer my old job back. I am trying to think of ways to screw with him. Any ideas?
     
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  2. Revolver you sound poor

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    Why don't you say you want an outrageous amount of money. If he says ok you both win.

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    Ask for a lot of money and benefits? Wtf
     
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  4. YellowBanenoo Brown Belt

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    Your ex boss wants

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  5. loisestrad Silver Belt

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    Why would you screw with him? Has he treated you like the asshole you appear to be by wanting to screw with him?
     
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  6. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I was actually thinking more along the lines of telling me to get some sluts and record him offering me some. We had a big fight when I quit and a few others when I was there so I have no love for this guy.
     
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  7. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    Answer and talk in old 50s tv spy talk.


    "The sparrow flies south, but only when the wind is moving due east."

    Then hang up.
     
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  8. KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    Did you leave on good terms?

    Do what the other posters suggested. Give a really high number that you'd be willing to accept for your return. If he agrees, then fuck yeah. If not, then at least he knows where you stand.
     
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  9. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    I guess the real answer is what type of job was it TS..?

    Because if it was an actual quality job that you left for a better position, why fuck with the guy? Incase things don't pan through you have a fall back..

    But if you actually want to fuck with said ex boss it makes me think you had a shit job in some fast food area and are still young enough to get away with it...
     
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  10. peytonlucy Silver Belt

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    Tell him you will go back to work but this time he blows you daily, instead of you blowing him daily.
     
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  11. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    I'm pretty sure your old boss wants to bang and not in a Just Bleed/UFC/I'm a Cage Fighter sorta way.
     
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  12. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I can't get into the whole story but our first nasty fight happened when he called me into his office to ask me how I was doing better than anyone else in the history of the company that had the same job. I didn't know that and didn't even know I was doing an above average job. He demanded that I tell him my secrets of what I was doing, especially considering I had no prior experience at this job. I told him I have no secrets and he insisted I did but wouldn't be a company man and share them and got super pissed.
     
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  13. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I worked in TV. The thing is that I don't really need money right now. I am not rich but make enough to live without having to work. I like just screwing around all day and enjoying my life.
     
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    Unless its a commission type pay structure where you're directly competing with other Co workers, why not just tell him what you're doing to appease him?
     
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  15. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    So you just finished watching American Beauty...

    Well by all means, go live my little butterfly.
     
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  16. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I was thinking to tell him to get me hookers and then when he agrees to, record it and then let him know I have this recording that could ru
    I have never seen that movie, I just know it has that perv Kevin Spacey.
     
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  17. FacePunch Punchin' Faces

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    Have sex with him. That'll teach him.
     
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  18. Pickle Blue Belt

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    Haha...he is bi and a cokehead.
     
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  19. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Well you're about to start living the perv life is my point..

    You should give it a watch, its right up your alley..
     
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  20. FacePunch Punchin' Faces

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    Record video of him snorting coke off of your dick, and use it to blackmail him?
     
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