Quit my job but my old boss calls me weekly...How can I F_ck with him? | Page 4

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  1. Pickle Blue Belt

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    Haha...another pickle in the house. I see why there was some confusion before.
     
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  2. boingyman Green Belt

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    You sound like a immature underachiever.
     
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  3. OvaryHugger Let's Palaver!

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    What the fuck are you talking about?

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  4. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I explained the whole story.
     
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    You should have told your boss your secret was

     
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  6. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I thought I have watched a lot of movies but I have not seen one single film mentioned here.
     
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    You should have made up a better story. This one just makes you sound like a mary sue.
     
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  8. Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    And a ton of paid vacation time.
     
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  9. Sebchenier Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Entitled I'm not too sure about.

    You didn't give much detail as to how he was berating enough to make you quit. It's absolutely normal for a boss to want you to share your knowledge with others to help the organization. Your reluctance to do so indicates that you want to maintain the power of knowledge and secure your position within the company. That doesn't send the signal of wanting to be a team player. That's where I am in this analysis.
     
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  10. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I had no reluctance to share secrets because I had no secrets and I had no idea I was even doing what would be considered a "good" job. I had no experience before I was hired (I later found out they were desperate). My only training was I listened to a few Brain Tracy recordings on my own and my "secrets" were being a cool person that was interested in the clients and what they liked.
     
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  11. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    Twist Ending: phone's been disconnect for going on six months.

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  12. MoparOrNoCar Brown Belt

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    I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

    I'll give you a dime if you do overtime.
     
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    Tell him to stop calling because you got a major book deal and are busy writing a book revealing all your secrets to the world.
     
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  14. Pickle Blue Belt

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    That would actually be hilarious.
     
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  15. headkicktoleg Only this manupod crescent in shape has escaped

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    My coworker hate his old boss. So he found really weird fetish porn magazines and order a few subscriptions. He had them in his bosses name and had them sent to his bosses neighbors address.
     
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  16. Sebchenier Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    So you tell him that. Then it's his job to figure out what you're doing versus the rest.
     
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    You have not seen Office Space???
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  19. faustian THE LOOSE CANNON

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    Does said former boss have any (young) children?
     
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  20. Pickle Blue Belt

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    Woah. haha
    That was a clever idea. I wonder whatever became of it.

    I am not sure porn mags still exist with the internet though.
     
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