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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Pickle, Jan 12, 2018.
I basically did. He wouldn't leave it at that though. He had to act like a jerk about things and I really didn't need the job that bad.
It's not being entitled to quit a job if your boss is a jerk and you don't need the money. I have not idea how you could even think that is entitled.
Next time he calls, tell him you'll only do the job under the condition of a months paid vacation. If he agrees, immediatly start the vacation, then on the day you're scheduled to start, tell him you quit.
Haha...I doubt that would work.
My favorite is the old rag laid on poison oak for an hour trick. Get the oil on a rag, mail something directly to his attention, obviously not from your address, directly to his attention. Wipe down said documents with the rag and oil. and behind it put a cardboard cutout of a guy scratching an itch. He will never figure it out dude. PS., do not take my advice, if you do you didnt hear it from me.
Tell him you'll go back to work for him if he lets you fuck his wife
I dont like where this is going.
I think my former boss has aspirations in politics one day.
Just give nonsense answers every time he asks you a question. Like when he asks if you want your job back, say “Well, I am the Zach Morris of martial arts.”
Also, tell him you saw a dog the other day with great bone structure.
No. I got a lot of movie recommendations from this thread though.
Have audio of a hot woman moaning, then say your husband's on the phone, and the woman saying don't tell him.
Pretend you are having sexual relations with his wife while he happened to call you?
You can make ridiculous demands if you tell him you are starting another job that pays more and treats you better. Don't give specifics to which company, just say it is well known and he has heard of it. You can give specifics of the fake salary and benefits (try to make it at least somewhat believable). Then you can negotiate from there...
...either half or 2/3 way if you actually would be tempted to take a new (better) job at your old work or make absurd comical demands if you're sure you don't want to work there again regardless
He knows I don't have a job and am not looking for one.
How would he know you're not in talks to get one? Do your own friends and relatives report to this guy?
In either case, even if he knows you are lying, you should make something hilarious up that will mess with his mind, the fact that you would go that far just to lie to him about something so obviously not true will actually take up space in his brain and make it harder for him to call you (knowing he's going to waste his time and not have an angle to negotiate) the next time. You can change your story every time if you want. Record the dialogue(s) and post them here!
Example: 'Sorry but I can't afford the paycut, I'm cross-breeding rare oriental fruits in my garage (and it's really takin off!) '
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