Quit my job but my old boss calls me weekly...How can I F_ck with him? | Page 6

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  1. Hoof Hearted Purple Belt

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    Maybe it was a new cleaning product you were using.
     
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  2. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I don't really tell people about this often because I don't want to seem like a nut but my life changed when I started studying the law of attraction.
     
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  3. DarkneT Sherdog Anti-Hero

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    Hey I'm a serious troll and asshole on this forum but for once I can be real

    I've had weird circumstances in my life where I could honestly point to the LOA

    Naysayers would say it's just more just unlikely probability but I don't believe it, seriously weird shit
    And Infact had a marvellous one at Christmas just gone

    If I could apply it to my career my depressed state would certainly lift but I just can't seem to do it
     
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  4. Pickle Blue Belt

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    The law of attraction is a fairly easy thing to understand but hard thing to apply. The people it for works the best are the people that have never heard of it and just apply it naturally. It is a very easy thing to overthink and that can mess the whole thing up.
     
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  5. kahiljabroni Brown Belt

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    So you're selling tvs at best buy for a ten buck commission per but you'd rather live on welfare and get baked all day. And your fruity manager thinks you're the one who got away and is playing the long game.
     
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  6. Pickle Blue Belt

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    I didn't sell TVs. I sold ads for a TV/radio station, meaning I would get businesses, usually small businesses, to buy advertising and do commercials. I never claimed to be on welfare or unemployment.
     
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  7. Revolver you sound poor

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    Fuck bitches. Get money.
     
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  8. therealdope Steel Belt

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    Inb4 "bang his mom".
     
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  9. Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    Flush toilet during convo.
     
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  10. Danimal42082 White Belt

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    This all sounds like a d level movie script that turns into gay porn when pickle inevitably goes back to his imaginary fabricated job.

    This dude sounds like a bored 13 year old confused gay kid with low self esteem making up stories
     
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  11. DarkneT Sherdog Anti-Hero

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    Just the 'get money' bit
     
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  12. rj144 Black Belt

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    Why don't you just block his number?
     
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  13. rj144 Black Belt

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    Where do you get your income if you don't have a job? Are you selling yourself on the street at night?
     
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  14. Pickle Blue Belt

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    Honestly, I don't even know how to do that.
     
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  15. rj144 Black Belt

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    Are you serious?
     
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  16. Pickle Blue Belt

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    Yeah, I barely use my cell phone and only have a smart phone because someone gave me one.
     
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  17. rj144 Black Belt

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    Well, first it takes about 5 seconds to figure it out buy just fooling around with it, and second, you could Google it in 5 seconds as well.
     
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  18. BEATDOWNS Brown Belt

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    but he has a perfect little spot picked out for you in his crawl space, quit being so rude.
     
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  19. Mungoose Kitty Whisperer

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    Avoid the clap.
     
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  20. Liquid Smoke 7 straight AFC title games

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