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Stuffed crust, bbq, bacon, chicken, bacon 11/10
 
IMO, BBQ Sauce belongs on ribs or chicken and Not Pizza....So I give it 0/10.
 
Bacon and jalapeno pizza. Look into it.
 
(+4) Stuffed Crust/Bacon/Onions
(0) Tomato
(-6) BBQ Sauce/Pineapple

Total = 4

The pizza is too sweet and filled with unecessary sugar.
You gonna turn into a fat ass.
 
(+4) Stuffed Crust/Bacon/Onions
(0) Tomato
(-6) BBQ Sauce/Pineapple

Total = 4

The pizza is too sweet and filled with unecessary sugar.
You gonna turn into a fat ass.

looks good tho

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looks good tho

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Crust line sucks and topping distribution isn't uniform.

As to your topping choice not too bad, red onion works well with pineapple and barbecue sauce as a way to round out the flavor profile.

Contrary to popular belief bbq sauce does work well on pizza when implemented correctly. I recommend frying the onions and adding them after the pie comes out of the oven.
 
3/10

Sounds pretentious and awful
Bacon on pizza is a disaster. It overpowers everything else - even if picked off.

I think we can only get worse with sardines or alfredo sauce
 
Going 6.5 out of 10 for not enough meat.
 
3/10

I like my pizza savory, not sweet. It's already got a fuck-tonne of carbs with the crust; you don't need to turn it into candy with BBQ sauce and pineapples (and even the tomatoes).

The stuffed crust, bacon, and onions are good. You fucked up the rest, IMO. I'm sure you'll enjoy it, as it's your pie, but this pizza is like bad sex. It's that free pizza you still eat, but think, "What the fuck were they thinking?" while you're eating it.

Edit: Or that free pizza you still eat, but pick off all the pineapples and think, "What the fuck was he thinking? while you're eating it.
 
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On a 1 to 10, 1 because of the pineapple.
 

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