Roman and Dean: The Sitcom

If you weren't cancelled before you damn sure are now crossing over with Nickelodeon for fuck sake. What's next, Demi Lovato plays Dean's crazy ex-girlfriend?

If I had gone with:

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You would have loved it.
 
Season 2 Episode 13 ("The Pipes"): Roman finally gets a date with the 10/10 from his gym(Guest Star Maria Kanellis). Afraid he'll scare her off with his line of work, he tells her his broken nose is from a construction accident. All is well until the pipes burst in her Brooklyn home and she's asks him for help. Dean spending 2 weeks in a construction clean up job when he was 14 has him convinced they can fix it. Grab the hard hats because Hounds of Justice Construction Company is on the job!
 
Back from hiatus.

Season 2, Episode 15 ("The Very Special Episode") In a very special episode of Roman & Dean, Dean and Renee hold an intervention for Roman after he fails a company drug test. When Roman insists that he's innocent, the boys conduct an investigation and discover that the evil janitor (guest star Alberto del Rio) swapped pee samples with Roman.

Season 2, Episode 16 ("The Promotion") When Dean gets a big promotion at work over Roman, Roman questions his role in the company and decides to become a pastry chef instead. Dean quickly grows attached to his new private bathroom at work. The wives of the other managers shun Renee for not wearing shoes to a tea house.

Season 2, Episode 17 ("The Split") The boys are shocked and saddened to learn that their company is opening a new office and they'll no longer be working together. They decide to go out on the town for one last hurrah, but things go awry when Roman unknowingly hooks up with the wife of a Russian mobster (guest stars Lana and Nikita Koloff).
 
Season 2, Episode 18 ("The Team Building Exercise) Dean has everything he has ever wanted in life. It could all be on the verge of destruction though when his vegan, hippie boss asks him to lead a team building exercise for a developmental talent, who just happens to be a gorgeous blonde! (Guest Star Alexa Bliss). Can the Lunatic Fringe keep his wits about him or will the Moxley in him return for a "blissful" experience?
 
I think the Eva Marie, ADR and Paige drug backstory might be more interresting than any shit we think up.
 
Season 2 Episode 19 ("The Sushi") When Dean takes Renee to the best sushi restaurant in town, he suspects her attraction to the enigmatic chef (Guest Star Shinsuke Nakamura). Determined to impress her, he begs Chef Kinshasa for lessons. Can the man who destroys kitchens just making cereal be trusted with this many knives?! Roman furthers the downfall of the DCMU when TMZ mistakes him for Jason Momoa and he makes up Justice League spoilers.
 
What was episode 14?

Episode 14 ("The Pipes"): Roman finally gets a date with the 10/10 from his gym (Guest Star Maria Kanellis). Afraid he'll scare her off with his line of work, he tells her his broken nose is from a construction accident. All is well until the pipes burst in her Brooklyn home and she's asks him for help. Dean spending 2 weeks in a construction clean up job when he was 14 has him convinced they can fix it. Grab the hard hats because Hounds of Justice Construction Company is on the job! [RSR]
 
Episode 14 ("The Pipes"): Roman finally gets a date with the 10/10 from his gym (Guest Star Maria Kanellis). Afraid he'll scare her off with his line of work, he tells her his broken nose is from a construction accident. All is well until the pipes burst in her Brooklyn home and she's asks him for help. Dean spending 2 weeks in a construction clean up job when he was 14 has him convinced they can fix it. Grab the hard hats because Hounds of Justice Construction Company is on the job! [RSR]

Ah i see why now , RSR's post says Episode 13 instead of 14, thanks
 
Season 2, Episode 20 ("The KO"): Roman is ecstatic when he bumps into Stacy at a coffee shop and she invites him to her house for a party the next night. But his fantasy of finally winning over the girl of his dreams comes crashing down - and hurts inside - when he realizes it's an engagement party, and that Stacy's fiance (guest star Kevin Owens) is the guy who just beat him out for the employee of the quarter award at work. Dean and Renee get overly competitive at a poetry slam.
 
Season 2, Episode 21 ("The New Neighbors"): After another stressful day at the office, Roman returns home to a moving truck in his parking space. When he realizes the new neighbors are across the hall he tries to still make a good first impression. The joke is on the Super Samoan though when he opens the door to find his archenemy(new series regular Kevin Owens) and dream girl Stacy! Professional and personal worlds are colliding for this Hound of Justice, how will he manage it all?! Dean makes things uncomfortable while traveling with his road buddies(Guest Stars The New Day) when he unknowingly uses slang with racial meaning.
 
Season 2, Episode 22 ("The Stand-In"): With no time to prepare, Roman asks Renee to pose as his girlfriend when Stacy invites him over for a "couple's dinner" with her fiance Kevin and some of their friends (guest stars Sami Zayn and Blue Pants). Kevin quickly sees through the ruse, but to Roman's surprise, doesn't call him out on it. Dean accidentally starts a religious cult.
 
Season 2, Episode 22 ("The Stand-In"): With no time to prepare, Roman asks Renee to pose as his girlfriend when Stacy invites him over for a "couple's dinner" with her fiance Kevin and some of their friends (guest stars Sami Zayn and Blue Pants). Kevin quickly sees through the ruse, but to Roman's surprise, doesn't call him out on it. Dean accidentally starts a religious cult.
I need this in my life.
 
Season 2, Episode 23 ("The Troll"): When a fat, out-of-shape, neckbeardy co-worker of Renee's (guest star "Airport") spreads a rumor that she slept around at work, Dean tracks him down and dishes out some vigilante justice - lunatic style. Roman gives speed dating a try.
 
Roman and Dean(And Seth?!) dual episode season premiere

Season 3, Episode 1 ("The Bailout"): The super discovers a clerical error that has allowed Roman and Dean to rent a 3 bedroom apartment for the price of a 2. Now it's time to find a roommate for Dean's "oversized walk-in closet...with windows". After a disastrous interview process that includes a nonsense mumbling Cajun and a sharp dressed accountant with an insatiable love for taxes, the boys decide to call upon their old friend Seth. Look out New York because the Hounds of Justice are back!

Season 3, Episode 2 ("The Infection") Roman has a new lady (Guest Star Jojo) after meeting her while trying crossfit with Seth. After a few dates, Roman comes down with a terrible virus and makes the internet mad(again) when he tweets after binging Stranger Things that it was "just OK". Seth and Dean get along great with Roman's temporary replacement at work(Guest Star Kurt Angle) until he catches then referring to him as "dead eyes". Can the boys pull this team together or are they about to find out why their new friend won Olympic gold with a broken freaking neck?!
 
Season 3, Espisode 3 ("The Bachelor Party"): The boys invite Kurt to Dean's bachelor party in an attempt to smooth things over. All is going well until the stripper pops out of the cake and turns out to be someone unsavory from Seth's past (guest star Zahra Schreiber). Renee's bachelorette party takes an awkward turn when her boss (guest star Stephanie McMahon) insists on coming ... and then jumps on stage with the male strippers!

Season 3, Episode 4 ("The Wedding: Part 1"): It's the day of Dean and Roman's wedding ... and Dean is nowhere to be found! Roman, Seth, and Kurt try to find the Lunatic Fringe without letting Renee find out anything is amiss.

Season 3, Episode 5 ("The Wedding: Part 2"): The boys track down Dean, who is being held hostage by a jealous (and crazy) former flame who can't bear to see him marry someone else (guest star Alicia Fox). Renee gets into a heated debate with the priest over his requirement that she wear shoes down the aisle.

Season 3, Episode 6 (The Wedding: Part 3"): Roman takes one for the team and escorts Alica to Dean and Roman's wedding so that she'll let Dean go. Everything else goes off without a hitch .... if you ignore the 7-foot monster that crashes the reception (guest star Braun Strowman).
 
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