SBBC: Your Perfect Snow Day [or Weather Related Absence From Responsibility]

[PolishHeadlock]

I don't know when to stop sometimes. I'm kind of that way, I get on a roll and just keep going. I probably have low grade savant syndrome. Creates some very awkward social situations.

I was out drinking with a bunch of friends on Friday night.

Start talking to a couple of 20 year olds

My buddy comes over and apparently I say "this is so and so and he'll suck your dick" to the one 20 year old who apparently was clearly gay

Another buddy comes over and I say "and this fucker hates the Jews", he was stunned and didn't deny it as a result

I also accidentally insulted their college major

 

[Almighty Angus]

I was out drinking with a bunch of friends on Friday night.

Start talking to a couple of 20 year olds

My buddy comes over and apparently I say "this is so and so and he'll suck your dick" to the one 20 year old who apparently was clearly gay

Another buddy comes over and I say "and this fucker hates the Jews", he was stunned and didn't deny it as a result

I also accidentally insulted their college major

Id love to hangout with you polish, and im sure Rona would too, you sound like a great wingman for gays

 

[Graves The Elder]

lulz

don't forget the sick impression he does of a T-Rex

 

[Revolver]

I was out drinking with a bunch of friends on Friday night.

Start talking to a couple of 20 year olds

My buddy comes over and apparently I say "this is so and so and he'll suck your dick" to the one 20 year old who apparently was clearly gay

Another buddy comes over and I say "and this fucker hates the Jews", he was stunned and didn't deny it as a result

I also accidentally insulted their college major

So you go out and talk to dudes?

 

[Almighty Angus]

So you go out and talk to dudes?

Nttawwt.

You know better than this Revo, come on.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

So you go out and talk to dudes?

It was a chick and a dude.

I'm engaged so I'm not out prowling. But if I get drunk enough and I overhear a conversation I feel I should be a part of I jump in.

This was the same night a gay dude tried to pick me up

 

[therealdope]

Id love to hangout with you polish, and im sure Rona would too, you sound like a great wingman for gays

PHL also has a great knack for picking Chinese restaurants just before the health dept closes them.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Id love to hangout with you polish, and im sure Rona would too, you sound like a great wingman for gays

We would have epic road trips

 

[Graves The Elder]

This was the same night a gay dude tried to pick me up

ah, the plot thickens. (so to speak)

 

[PolishHeadlock]

ah, the plot thickens. (so to speak)

You saw the thread in the OT

 

[Almighty Angus]

We would have epic road trips

Im weak af rn fam

 

[therealdope]

This thread is just a little too NTTIAWWT.

 

[Graves The Elder]

You saw the thread in the OT

I posted in it as well. good times.

 

[Revolver]

It was a chick and a dude.

I'm engaged so I'm not out prowling. But if I get drunk enough and I overhear a conversation I feel I should be a part of I jump in.

This was the same night a gay dude tried to pick me up

Sounds like you and canrona would make a great duo

 

[PUO3]

NTTAWWT

 

[PUO3]

New thread putos