[Serious] I think I'm being spied on.

once my phone rang. i said hello, the guy on the other end said hello as if i had called him. his phone had rang too. weird stuff.
 
I once shared an apartment with a couple of guys who sold weed. One day I came home from work and the place was empty. I went into my room and I had the strangest feeling that someone had been in there. Something felt off. I didn't have shit except my clothes, a stereo and an old tv so I shrugged it off. A few days later the cops busted the place. They went straight to where the drugs where stashed, didn't search any rooms and that was when I realised that they'd been in the apartment.
 
So, you hung up on your mother just a few days before Mother's Day? You little prick.
 
Alphaboy said:
I was on the phone this afternoon with my mom. After several minutes in, I heard a male voice say clearly

"Holy fuck, I hate this area!"

I said, "mom, did you hear that?"

She said she didn't.

I said something to the extent of "I know you guys are watching me," and I hung up.

I know in the 90's during the time of landlines, it was common for phone lines to get crossed and you'd hear other people's conversations all the time (for those of you old enough to remember).

I've never had this occur on a cell phone before.

Also, I'm not some important politician or diplomat, I'm not sure why someone would spy, but that phrase I heard sounded suspicious, like certain areas were being "monitored".

(Btw, if you dickless fucks are reading this, do know that I am on to you, and it's gonna be THAT much harder)
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Join the resistance man!
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Sounds like you're in the early stages of paranoia. Welcome to mental illness.
 
They're gonna get you TS, completely. You are but prey to a powerful and unknown force. Despair if you wish!


Polish Machine said:
Relax, that was just your mom's lover while licking her ass.
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"Holy fuck, I hate this area!"


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When I was much younger, I was actually being surveilled by some people. There were a couple of times cars followed me and I lost them, or st least thought I did. But one time, I got in my car outside my friend's apartment. I looked out my window just as a car drove by and I saw them take a picture of me. I was like, WTF? So I sped out, turned around, and started following them.

They freaked out and turned left into a driveway for an apartment complex. But the driveway had a gate, to which they obviously didn't have a code. So they just sat there. I was about to turn left in there and find out why in the fuck anyone would give a shot about some stoner in his early twenties. But my friend in the car got all freaked out and told me just to leave it alone.

I still wish I would have asked them. If I had to guess, it may have had something to do with my dad's job, but that's really thin. And no, I'm not telling you what he did. It's not that interesting, hence why I doubt that theory.

I think that the cops may have thought I was selling weed. Really, I just bought it often.
 
Who would want to watch a fat guy jack it to anime porn, your safe bud dont worry.
 
Alphaboy said:
I know in the 90's during the time of landlines, it was common for phone lines to get crossed and you'd hear other people's conversations all the time (for those of you old enough to remember).

I've never had this occur on a cell phone before.

Also, I'm not some important politician or diplomat, I'm not sure why someone would spy, but that phrase I heard sounded suspicious, like certain areas were being "monitored".

(Btw, if you dickless fucks are reading this, do know that I am on to you, and it's gonna be THAT much harder)
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I don't know why the red above cracks me up but it does. You talk about the 90's and landlines as if it was in 1945. I remember party lines. You probably don't even know what that is. A party line was when several neighbors would share one phone line so if you were in your house and you picked up the phone and heard someone talking, it was your neighbor on the phone. You hang up and politely wait for your turn to use the line.

As far as you being monitored, like specifically by a human being, maybe but not likely. They already snatch up every e-mail, every text, every phone call, and every web search in the country. All of your communications are recorded, all of them.
 
I'm watching you right now



yo but seriously, you should see a psychologist
 
Alphaboy said:
I was on the phone this afternoon with my mom. After several minutes in, I heard a male voice say clearly

"Holy fuck, I hate this area!"

I said, "mom, did you hear that?"

She said she didn't.

I said something to the extent of "I know you guys are watching me," and I hung up.

I know in the 90's during the time of landlines, it was common for phone lines to get crossed and you'd hear other people's conversations all the time (for those of you old enough to remember).

I've never had this occur on a cell phone before.

Also, I'm not some important politician or diplomat, I'm not sure why someone would spy, but that phrase I heard sounded suspicious, like certain areas were being "monitored".

(Btw, if you dickless fucks are reading this, do know that I am on to you, and it's gonna be THAT much harder)
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I use to get like this in my teens when I heard weird shit on my phone or a random parked pannel van with tinted windows was on my street after smoking a J.
 
Since they've been spying on you, they know that you post on here. Now, they are going to be spying on all of us. Thanks a lot, jackass.
 
Dude, I think it's time to call Gene Hackman.

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MusterX said:
I don't know why the red above cracks me up but it does. You talk about the 90's and landlines as if it was in 1945. I remember party lines. You probably don't even know what that is. A party line was when several neighbors would share one phone line so if you were in your house and you picked up the phone and heard someone talking, it was your neighbor on the phone. You hang up and politely wait for your turn to use the line.

As far as you being monitored, like specifically by a human being, maybe but not likely. They already snatch up every e-mail, every text, every phone call, and every web search in the country. All of your communications are recorded, all of them.
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Yeah the fact that everyone is razzing TS for thinking he's being spied on is rich, all things considering.

He's just not probably being spied on in particular.
 
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