Sex robots with bionic penises are set to go on sale this year

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5244155/Male-sex-robots-bionic-penises-coming-2018.html

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    "Male sex robots with bionic penises will be rolled out this year according to the pioneer of pleasure behind the popular female versions that dropped last year.

    Matt McMullen, founder of Realbotix, is the man who created Harmony, an artificial intelligence app that syncs up with a robotic head system.

    The application enables users to match an AI personality with a humanoid robot head, to create the most realistic sex doll imaginable."

    1) This topic completes my sex robot trilogy:
    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/japan-men-find-true-love-with-sex-dolls.3561267/
    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/first-sex-doll-only-brothel-opens-in-germany.3641431/

    2) Gigolo Joe is real.


    3.) It is only a matter of time before transgendered female sex robots with bionic penises will be available.
    @Cint
    @Zer
    @ShinkanPo

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    I would KTFO that robot if it came near my chick.
     
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    Your chick has probably pre-ordered a set of five black ones.
     
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    Black...?

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    They could probably KTFO me then.

    inb4 "with their giant robotic weiners".
     
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    Super expensive male sex dolls...good to see Realbotix has a firm grasp of it's clientele.
     
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    Schaub has pre-ordered both Ubereem and Ngannou models no doubt.
     
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    99% of the customers will be male gays I bet
     
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    Meant to say "listening", but the typo seemed too appropriate to correct.

    Wait until Conner or Jon Jones get their own models.
     
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    Finally I can do a threesome with another dude there, and not have it weird...well, as weird.
     
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    Oh man, they are going to advertise the fuck out of them here. Time to turn ad block back on.

    Luke Thomas is drooling.
     
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    This is great I'll get one or two
     
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    Well shit , I can' compete with that . I'm guessing we'll all be seeing a lot less action if they make a discount version of these robots. But can it meet a women emotional needs does it like to cuddle?
     
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    Edmond will get one for the gym
     
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    Does it come with a working butthole? :rolleyes:
     
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