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Great thread. It definitely made me laugh a few times.

47 here. I love that I grew up when I did. If there had been cameras everywhere like there is now, things probably would have turned out much different for me.
Oh, and I can see my kids school shit online. I know if they're late, miss an assignment, or bomb a test pretty much right away. It took my mom weeks to find out that I was skipping school. If my kid is 5 minutes late, I get a text message. haha
 
Great thread. It definitely made me laugh a few times.

47 here. I love that I grew up when I did. If there had been cameras everywhere like there is now, things probably would have turned out much different for me.
Oh, and I can see my kids school shit online. I know if they're late, miss an assignment, or bomb a test pretty much right away. It took my mom weeks to find out that I was skipping school. If my kid is 5 minutes late, I get a text message. haha

When they called my mom to tell her I was skipping school she feigned concern for twelve seconds and then realized it was a great way to blame her misery on me. I was so offended I went back to being a good student just to get back at her.

And then she never bothered to ask to see my report card.<2>
 
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60+ checking in.

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Make it 35 and up. We can talk about boner pills in Nam.
 
People who complain about growing older are, ironically, acting like crying babies. It's unseemly.

How about you stop bitching about having so much life, oh you poor thing, and maybe instead just enjoy the privilege of growing older, one that is denied to so many.



Get off my lawn! :)
 
On hell yea, old man streath, don't give a fuck any more attitude and mean as hell when pushed. Age is a hell of a thing.

I've had a realization recently about old man strength. it's more that one has the ability to withstand pain longer than actually being stronger than one looks.
 
...slight tremor in my hand while reaching for the cocoa butter cream recently.

....I cast a worried look into the mirror and what is generally considered the impossibility of reason is now staring me in the face...

...I'm starting to...crack....
 
Bunch of young bucks in here. Come back when some of ya have grandkids....
 
There are snowflakes that are 35 years old. It needs to be 40 and above.
 
I'm tempted to start dropping some hints to my wife for a special gift - ie. I wouldn't mind a 3way. F/F/me of course (sad that I have to clarify that with some of the depraved fucks around here but anyhow). Is it possible to actually do this without ruining my marriage and secondly can anybody offer some *ahem* viagra advise? If it's gonna happen I'd like to make the most of it. Can you drink alcohol and take It? Will I be able to fuck 10 times in the night? Am I stupid to even be thinking about this? Help me out old wise ones.
 
I'm tempted to start dropping some hints to my wife for a special gift - ie. I wouldn't mind a 3way. F/F/me of course (sad that I have to clarify that with some of the depraved fucks around here but anyhow). Is it possible to actually do this without ruining my marriage and secondly can anybody offer some *ahem* viagra advise? If it's gonna happen I'd like to make the most of it. Can you drink alcohol and take It? Will I be able to fuck 10 times in the night? Am I stupid to even be thinking about this? Help me out old wise ones.
 
I was wondering do 50yo guys think as little of the intelligence if the average 35yo as I do of the average 20yo?

But yes subforum needed.
 
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