soap opera actor has testicles stolen

[Like A Bas]

Too testy, would not bang

 

[Francis Rossi]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/nikolaev.asp

The Daily Mail running an unreliable story? That's a first.

Clearly they've been sold as a delicacy to gross out some tourists.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Moral of the story: Don't trust bitches.

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.:icon_twis

Also: Russians gonna Russian.

 

[TCE]

There goes his wife and everything else.

 

[Tsar]

Not with that attitude

hahaha

 

[Repairman1988]

Not with that attitude

lmao

 

[weed]

Meh, what are you gonad do?

 

[kuromusha]

My balls hurt just thinking about it.

 

[sonofjay817]

Granted, I've never heard of a testicle transplant but it doesn't seem to me it could be as complex as transplanting a heart. Heck I read the other day a doctor is saying that he thinks head transplants will happen within two years.

 

[Tae Kwon Dork]

Granted, I've never heard of a testicle transplant but it doesn't seem to me it could be as complex as transplanting a heart. Heck I read the other day a doctor is saying that he thinks head transplants will happen within two years.

Right, and successful head transplants are probably no more than 20 years away.

 

[kahiljabroni]

That takes testicular fortitude

 

[Kanster]

So much for 'all I have in this world is my balls and my word'.

 

[fightdonttweet]

Yeah sounds like that typical urban legend, you can't even transplant testicles anyway.

You can eat them though. Shit is a delicacy.

 

[Repairman1988]

They're also the recipe for Pair...

 

[Chomsky Honk]

oh shit thats spooky

 

[Shael]

Hate it when that happens.

 

[Bukowski82]

He just got really drunk and forgot where he placed them, imo.

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[Xplosives]

wow that's gotta be ultimate karma for trying to cheat

 

[spikemma]

Dear my

 

[Orgasmo]

I'm never passing out at a bar again.