Someone is stealing my fruit

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Hogey, Oct 18, 2016.

  1. mrsenor

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    What state are you in? Persimmons?
     
  3. Hogey

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    Cali
     
  4. Tropodan

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    You guys grow a lot of different shit there.
     
  5. Loiosh

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    I spent a week visiting farms in Cali.

    From Carlsbad all the way up to Salinas.
     
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  6. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    It's always the one you least suspect...
     
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    Have you also lost any Pick-a-nic baskets?
     
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  8. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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  9. misterfurious

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    Is your AR all neutered up Cali style? Ya’ll have got more dumb ass gun laws than I can count
     
  10. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Lol!
     
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  11. OvaryHugger

    OvaryHugger Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    Was it a lemon whore
     
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    I have about 25 rows of red and white grapes and we get stolen from every year pretty much however this year was a bit different. Our culprits this year were wild turkeys. I never saw them but my neighbors had a few good laughs explaining seeing the fuckers at night jumping up and down in the vines trying to reach the grapes.
     
  13. RockstarChris

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    i caught mormons stealing the plums from our trees in our business park and i walked up and said "you are lucky nobody likes plums."
     
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    they were these plums that grow on trees its weird. they are decorative trees in cali but to these mormons they are food.....
     
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  15. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    I don’t think you can legally do anything to someone who’s stealing from you in California. As the victim of theft, you probably have to ask for forgiveness, relinquish all of the property to the thief, apologize for being white, and give the thief a hug (while calling them by their proper pronoun of course).
     
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  16. Gandzooka

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    Inject some laxative to them next year
     
  17. TankAbbott4Eva

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    Fill the fuckin orchard with uppercuts.
     
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  18. Tentacle

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    I really feel for this dude..Fuck veggie thieves, scum.
     
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  19. fonzob1

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    Depends on state laws.

    Invest in a security camera and report their asses.
     
  20. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX Per Aspera Ad Astra Platinum Member

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    inject rat poison on your fruits so the thieves die while eating, less thieves is a better world
     
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