Steven Seagal met Bruce Lee

You wouldn't do that to me

I'm near 6ft. 200lbs. I'm a TANK and I'm an undefeated amateur mma fighter.

Look at how many posts and likes I have on here, I'm well versed in MMA

And this guy has me as back up. Even though I'm 5 foot 1, 330 lbs and struggle visually sometimes when I haven't got my glasses on. I'm still a threat.
 
And this guy has me as back up. Even though I'm 5 foot 1, 330 lbs and struggle visually sometimes when I haven't got my glasses on. I'm still a threat.

Me, you and @Clear Winner

dis fass aint got no chance
 
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I almost hear David Attenborough.
 
You wouldn't do that to me

I'm near 6ft. 200lbs. I'm a TANK and I'm an undefeated amateur mma fighter.

Look at how many posts and likes I have on here, I'm well versed in MMA
Wtf ? Ok and you lost me there bud . I wouldn't tell you seagal is full of shit to your face ? Um yes i would .
 
And this guy has me as back up. Even though I'm 5 foot 1, 330 lbs and struggle visually sometimes when I haven't got my glasses on. I'm still a threat.
Genuinely laughed, well done sir.
 
He talks like a sedated Trump.
 
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