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long winded but insightful
i have never understood how people can manage to read through a rolling stone article -- the amount of pretentious verbosity their writers use to just set up a simple setting is unbearable.
Example:
"Johnny Depp isn't here yet. Still, his presence is all around the 10,500-square-foot rented mansion at 16 Bishopswood Road in London's Highgate neighborhood.
He is here in the busy hands of Russell, his personal chef working up the Peking duck. He is here in the stogie-size joint left by the sink in the guest bathroom. He is here in the never-ending reservoir of wine that is poured into goblets. And he is here in a half-done painting upstairs that features a burning black house, a child Johnny and an angry woman who resembles his mother, Betty Sue.
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And then he is actually here. He is in the living room, crooning his entrance: "Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, my darling Clementine. You are lost and gone forever, my darling Clementine."
Depp has come from a photo shoot for the Hollywood Vampires, his sometime band that features Alice Cooper and Joe Perry. Trailing behind is his lawyer Adam Waldman. Depp is dressed like a Forties gangster, jet-black hair slicked back, pinstripes, suspenders and spats. His face is puffy, but Depp still possesses the fixating brown eyes that have toggled between dreamy and menacing during his 35-year career. Now, Depp's studious leer is reminiscent of late-era Marlon Brando. This isn't a coincidence, since Depp has long built his life by imitating his legends – buying an island like Brando, becoming an expert on quaaludes like Hunter S. Thompson.
"Hey, I'm Johnny. Good to meet you."
He reaches out a right hand whose fingers recently had their tats changed from "slim" – a reference to his ex-wife Amber Heard – to "scum."
Yikes.
How do you lose nearly a billion dollars? That's as impressive as it is sad.
johnny depp spending 30,000 on a bottle of wine is dumb ,wine is a scam I bet you can find a 60 dollar bottle that tastes the same from a California vineyard. I have some 6 dollar wine in Temecula that tasted like 200 dollar bottles.
"Wine is not an investment if you drink it as soon as you buy it."
Hes still twice the man you are tho. did you blow any pixie dust out of your ass fucker? Did you make any billion dollar movies? Did you make any million dollar movies? How bout thousand dollar movies? Then shut the fuck up because you arent worthy to drink his piss. Johnny has made some great movies what have you done?https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671
Crazy read.
"It's estimated that Depp has made $650 million on films that netted $3.6 billion. Almost all of it is gone."
When all the booze and drugs catch up with him, and his heart finally explodes, rainbow colored pixie dust is gonna shoot out of his ass in tribute to both his love for recreational pharmaceuticals and his bat-shit crazy kaleidoscope view on life.
I Heard she had something to do with it
Drunk Pirate Bachelor Party Weekendso time for another pirates trilogy?
Goddamn fuckin money grubbing cuntI Heard she had something to do with it
Goddamn fuckin money grubbing cunt
I Heard she had something to do with it
he spent it all on bracelets