The trials and tribulations of eating Ritz Bits cheese cracker sandwiches

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Get out of here with your runny bullshit cheese

 

[Clippy]

 

[Kaybee]

You can sandwich that with two regular sized ritz crackers and make mega ritz bits sandwiches

 

[sissypunch]

We used to be able to get Ritz cheese sandwich crackers in the UK.

But now all we can get are TUC cheese sandwich crackers.

Probably something to do with Brexit.

 

[Clippy]

We used to be able to get Ritz cheese sandwich crackers in the UK.

But now all we can get are TUC cheese sandwich crackers.

Probably something to do with Brexit.

pics

 

[sissypunch]

pics

 

[Clippy]

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That looks awful

Like depressingly sad

Woeful even

@OeuvrePressure I need more words

 

[Clippy]

It looks like tea biscuits with cheese in the middle

 

[Clippy]

It looks like something a stoner assembled in desperation upon discovering little to no food in their cub-bards. .

 

[Clippy]

I'm so sorry

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

That looks awful

Like depressingly sad

Woeful even

@OeuvrePressure I need more words

I know words. I have the best words.

Uninviting, wretched, loathsome, appalling.

It looks poor

 

[Clippy]

I know words. I have the best words.

Uninviting, wretched, loathsome, appalling.

It looks poor

Still haven't landed on the word that feels best tho ... shoot

so close

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Still haven't landed on the word that feels best tho ... shoot

so close

Yukky
Gag me with a spoon
Barf out

 

[Clippy]

Yukky
Gag me with a spoon
Barf out

You're even more disappointing than those crackers

OH WAIT

They are @OeuvrePressure like in awfulness.

That's it.

Moving on

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You're even more disappointing than those crackers

OH WAIT

They are @OeuvrePressure like in awfulness.

That's it.

Moving on

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory. We're tied with Allied Cracker in popularity.

 

[Clippy]

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory. We're tied with Allied Cracker in popularity.

Why don't you make like a wheel and spin on out of here

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Why don't you make like a wheel and spin on out of here

Why don't you make like a fat chick on a slip and slide and make everyone around you disgusted to be seen with you

 

[Clippy]

Why don't you make like a fat chick on a slip and slide and make everyone around you disgusted to be seen with you

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DESCRIBE THOSE CRACKERS!!!!

I knew if I pushed you hard enough you would perform for me

Ha ha ha

Jokes on you

I was manipulating you the whole time!!!!

/test

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DESCRIBE THOSE CRACKERS!!!!

I knew if I pushed you hard enough you would perform for me

Ha ha ha

Jokes on you

I was manipulating you the whole time!!!!

/test

I'm like a reverse Pavlov's dog: those crackers induce a vomit- response to the stimulus of seeing them

 

[yamahacrasher]

I totally forgot about those things! Do they even make them anymore?

I remember their commercials as a kid

They absolutely do. My kids had some this past weekend. Still the shit.