the truth of pizza

[GloryOfIran]

So I was at a party and this guy was like I love pizza, so I said I love pizza too but I never eat it because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn, and the guys says, you know that the heartburn is not caused by tomato sauce, it's from pepperoni oils. This is so crazy if true. I never though pepperoni oil did that.

 

[IIIIIIII]

strange. i never get heartburn eating pizza. you're not like super-obese or anything, are you?

 

[mushishi]

More like a hypothesis of pepperoni oil

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

grats on fucking that guy with pepperoni and pperoni oil

 

[JAEGERX]

well i did not know that, thanks

 

[minute bull]

More like a hypothesis of pepperoni oil

 

[RerouteToRemain]

So I was at a party and this guy was like I love pizza, so I said I love pizza too but I never eat it because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn, and the guys says, you know that the heartburn is not caused by tomato sauce, it's from pepperoni oils. This is so crazy if true. I never though pepperoni oil did that.

Go eat a veggie or cheese pizza. If you don't get heartburn you have your answer.

 

[Zer]

So I was at a party and this guy was like I love pizza, so I said I love pizza too but I never eat it because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn, and the guys says, you know that the heartburn is not caused by tomato sauce, it's from pepperoni oils. This is so crazy if true. I never though pepperoni oil did that.

He could have been talking in pedo code bro. If he invites you to a hotdog party call the police

 

[IIIIIIII]

He could have been talking in pedo code bro. If he invites you to a hotdog party call the police

think the correct term is sausage-fest.

 

[ralphc1]

So I was at a party and this guy was like I love pizza, so I said I love pizza too but I never eat it because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn, and the guys says, you know that the heartburn is not caused by tomato sauce, it's from pepperoni oils. This is so crazy if true. I never though pepperoni oil did that.

Of course it's the pepperoni. That's why I don't get it on a pizza. Some of the other sausages used will give you heartburn too but nothing like pepperoni.

 

[minute bull]

He could have been talking in pedo code bro. If he invites you to a hotdog party call the police

You like pizza?

I like pizza!

Later we should do pizza!

Together!

UP THE ASS!

 

[ralphc1]

Go eat a veggie or cheese pizza. Of you don't get heartburn you have your answer.

Just get hamburger on it.

 

[Losfer Words]

Get a white pie you dingus.

 

[luv24nic8]

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Sounds like one hell of a party bro

 

[Striderx5]

 

[RerouteToRemain]

Just get hamburger on it.

Wouldn't be my first choice but

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Pepperoni brahs gtfih right now

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I met that dude at a party as well. He changed my whole opinion of eggplants.

 

[IDL]

Drink a can of tomato sauce and report back