Things have gotten dire

[facePuncher7]

20 bodyweight squats and a brisk 15 minute walk and today I have a debilitating exertion headache. I'm 31. Tell me this isn't my life now?

In better news I just had 3 weeks of payed holidays approved and managed to get the last room at the hotel I wanted in Chiang Mai.

 

[Sanosuke]

suck it up buttercup

 

[grey poupon]

I did 25 squats, walked for 18 minutes, and had a heart attack

 

[BisexualMMA]

I don't know. Have you been sitting on the couch for the last year? The body will sink to whatever level you allow it to.

 

[weed]

Yes. Things have gotten diarrhea. I just did a squat & had squatarrhea.

 

[hillelslovak87]

I'm a fat fuck, and I can pump out 100 body weight squats, 100 situps, weights, and jump rope without breaking much of a sweat. You might just need to get into drastically better shape. I'm 30, btw.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I'm a fat fuck, and I can pump out 100 body weight squats, 100 situps, weights, and jump rope without breaking much of a sweat. You might just need to get into drastically better shape. I'm 30, btw.

 

[Orgasmo]

20 bodyweight squats and a brisk 15 minute walk and today I have a debilitating exertion headache. I'm 31. Tell me this isn't my life now?

In better news I just had 3 weeks of payed holidays approved and managed to get the last room at the hotel I wanted in Chiang Mai.

I had that problem when I was 21. I had a drastic weight gain period from when I graduated high school to my 2nd year in college. I went from 155lbs to 200lbs eating junk food, and was breathing heavy just walking fast. I finally decided enough was enough after a 40 years old coworker of mine asked if I needed to sit down after I carried some boxes.

Time to hit the gym brah. You're just 31, still plenty of time to do it.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Nah, not badass. Show me a treadmill, and I'm like

 

[spin]

I'm a fat fuck, and I can pump out 100 body weight squats, 100 situps, weights, and jump rope without breaking much of a sweat. You might just need to get into drastically better shape. I'm 30, btw.

No, you cannot.





You're either using hyperbole, or you don't know how to properly do those things.

 

[hillelslovak87]

No, you cannot.





You're either using hyperbole, or you don't know how to properly do those things.

Thanks for telling me what I can and cannot do. Great critique.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

50 push ups a day
Walk my dogs at least twice a day
Curl 10 reps of 60 lbs
10 dips

I'm doing this for a month straight

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i see your from australia,
from what i know about the place, everything wants to kill you there, so now it looks like the air and your own body can be added to the list.

 

[spin]

Thanks for telling me what I can and cannot do. Great critique.

thanks for not having the integrity to just say you were being hyperbolic. great adulting.

 

[hillelslovak87]

thanks for not having the integrity to just say you were being hyperbolic. great adulting.

I was not being hyperbolic. I dont need to prove anything to you, fuckin weirdo.....

 

[HARRISON_3]

This thread has potential.

 

[spin]

I was not being hyperbolic. I dont need to prove anything to you, fuckin weirdo.....

what's weird is the need to lie about a physical feat you can't do.

 

[hillelslovak87]

what's weird is the need to lie about a physical feat you can't do.

Physical feat. lol. Like I'm jumping Rhodes.....

 

[facePuncher7]

I used to be very fit, but I've been doing a desk job for the last 3 years and have gotten woefully out of shape.

I've gone from doing 30 minute hill sprint sessions and 50 rounds of bagwork + skipping a week to nothing at all. Used to be able to do single sets of 60 pushups, now it's like 10 on a good day.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm 47. I'm recovering from an epilepsy study, have had four seizures this month.
Thank goodness for mouth guards