This is a travesty !!!

Clippy said:
You cut a chicken into 9 Mu'fuckin slices - 2 legs, 2 wings, 2 thighs, two ribs and a breast

That;s how you do it!!

Take a look at this website:

https://www.kfc.ca/differentpieces

Greasy bastards

They are cutting it now into TWELVE pieces!!! TWELVE!!! Are you kidding me?

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They're making THREE pieces per leg the tight bastards. What the fuck is this. Was wondering why the chicken doesn't look like chicken, now you get malformed greasy unnatural looking chicken. This is the SCAM of the CENRUTY!!!

And they write

"Thanks for noticing that something is a bit different about our chicken. You’re right, even though KFC hasn’t changed, its pieces have."

Thank you for NOTICING! They tried to hide this shit from us are are like "ohhhh you got us" then have the gull to say oh but chickens are bigger now - fuck off - and then say

"Our highly trained team of chicken experts worked tirelessly to figure out a way to cut the chicken so you get the same amount of finger lickin’ goodness for the same great price as before. That means a bucket of chicken will still provide your family with a satisfying, filling, and great-tasting meal."

Really? They sat around a room with a chicken and worked TIRELESSLY to figure out how to scrounge chicken from us? We are getting LESS chicken for the same price

What next 15 slices? 25? When will it end?

"but you guys you get the same amount of chicken it's just we cut it in 30 pieces now and you get 5 of em, you always got 5 of em"

They will be serving chickens through a shredder soon and charging 5 bucks a string

Boycott KFC

seriously

This is a fuckin crime
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KFC died a long time ago in my book...i used to love the bbq boneless wings
 
I recall when wings were like a throw away part of the chicken and were very cheap. They also sold the tails for soup meat for 10 cents a pound. I knew a guy who commented to the cashier that he never thought he would get that much tail for a dime.

Where I buy my meat, the boneless chicken breasts average a pound each.
 
Clippy said:
You cut a chicken into 9 Mu'fuckin slices - 2 legs, 2 wings, 2 thighs, two ribs and a breast

That;s how you do it!!

Take a look at this website:

https://www.kfc.ca/differentpieces

Greasy bastards

They are cutting it now into TWELVE pieces!!! TWELVE!!! Are you kidding me?

after.svg


They're making THREE pieces per leg the tight bastards. What the fuck is this. Was wondering why the chicken doesn't look like chicken, now you get malformed greasy unnatural looking chicken. This is the SCAM of the CENRUTY!!!

And they write

"Thanks for noticing that something is a bit different about our chicken. You’re right, even though KFC hasn’t changed, its pieces have."

Thank you for NOTICING! They tried to hide this shit from us are are like "ohhhh you got us" then have the gull to say oh but chickens are bigger now - fuck off - and then say

"Our highly trained team of chicken experts worked tirelessly to figure out a way to cut the chicken so you get the same amount of finger lickin’ goodness for the same great price as before. That means a bucket of chicken will still provide your family with a satisfying, filling, and great-tasting meal."

Really? They sat around a room with a chicken and worked TIRELESSLY to figure out how to scrounge chicken from us? We are getting LESS chicken for the same price

What next 15 slices? 25? When will it end?

"but you guys you get the same amount of chicken it's just we cut it in 30 pieces now and you get 5 of em, you always got 5 of em"

They will be serving chickens through a shredder soon and charging 5 bucks a string

Boycott KFC

seriously

This is a fuckin crime
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"Our highly trained team of chicken experts" - do they mean Conor McGregor or what?
 
Clippy said:
You cut a chicken into 9 Mu'fuckin slices - 2 legs, 2 wings, 2 thighs, two ribs and a breast

That;s how you do it!!

Take a look at this website:

https://www.kfc.ca/differentpieces

Greasy bastards

They are cutting it now into TWELVE pieces!!! TWELVE!!! Are you kidding me?

after.svg


They're making THREE pieces per leg the tight bastards. What the fuck is this. Was wondering why the chicken doesn't look like chicken, now you get malformed greasy unnatural looking chicken. This is the SCAM of the CENRUTY!!!

And they write

"Thanks for noticing that something is a bit different about our chicken. You’re right, even though KFC hasn’t changed, its pieces have."

Thank you for NOTICING! They tried to hide this shit from us are are like "ohhhh you got us" then have the gull to say oh but chickens are bigger now - fuck off - and then say

"Our highly trained team of chicken experts worked tirelessly to figure out a way to cut the chicken so you get the same amount of finger lickin’ goodness for the same great price as before. That means a bucket of chicken will still provide your family with a satisfying, filling, and great-tasting meal."

Really? They sat around a room with a chicken and worked TIRELESSLY to figure out how to scrounge chicken from us? We are getting LESS chicken for the same price

What next 15 slices? 25? When will it end?

"but you guys you get the same amount of chicken it's just we cut it in 30 pieces now and you get 5 of em, you always got 5 of em"

They will be serving chickens through a shredder soon and charging 5 bucks a string

Boycott KFC

seriously

This is a fuckin crime
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Why are you even on kfc website?
 
Finger licking my ass...


Wait that doesn't sound right.
 
Sherdog taught me what a chicken keel and chicken flat is.
 
HulkonViagra said:
The blacks will not like this
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true, but us jews think it's hilarious.

You've every right to be outraged though @Clippy, if their chickens are bigger then how come they've only started slicing them that way now and why weren't we getting MORE for our money back then? It makes no sense unless they are greedy and full of shit.

I'm still pissed off they changed the shape of cadbury's chocolate bars in an attempt to gloss over the reduction in overall weight, soon as I saw the packaging I knew they were trying to pull a fast one.

just look at them!!

daily-milk-chocolate-429500.jpg


used to be a rock solid rectangle and guaranteed you that chocolate high you were craving ... but now it's not even worth buying it's so damn pitiful. It's 4 fucking grams less too, no1 bullshit!!
 
Clippy said:
... that's the breast dude

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I'm presuming anatomy has never been your strong suit <45> clearly 3 and 4 are the titties, 5 is a belly and front bottom, then flip it over and it's the back and rear bottom. You need to look at the chicken like a naked lady you see on pornhub each day and work from that. This is why KFC is able to fool so many people, they made you a diagram that's inaccurate so they could sell you the worst part while you're thinking it's the best

or maybe you do know....

Clippy said:
I'm confused cause I thought there was 2 ribs and 1 breast ... but I know for a fact there's 2 ribs - some asshole drew the diagram wrong

KFC is just fucking with us in every way imaginable
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Clippy said:
You cut a chicken into 9 Mu'fuckin slices - 2 legs, 2 wings, 2 thighs, two ribs and a breast

That;s how you do it!!

Take a look at this website:

https://www.kfc.ca/differentpieces

Greasy bastards

They are cutting it now into TWELVE pieces!!! TWELVE!!! Are you kidding me?

after.svg


They're making THREE pieces per leg the tight bastards. What the fuck is this. Was wondering why the chicken doesn't look like chicken, now you get malformed greasy unnatural looking chicken. This is the SCAM of the CENRUTY!!!

And they write

"Thanks for noticing that something is a bit different about our chicken. You’re right, even though KFC hasn’t changed, its pieces have."

Thank you for NOTICING! They tried to hide this shit from us are are like "ohhhh you got us" then have the gull to say oh but chickens are bigger now - fuck off - and then say

"Our highly trained team of chicken experts worked tirelessly to figure out a way to cut the chicken so you get the same amount of finger lickin’ goodness for the same great price as before. That means a bucket of chicken will still provide your family with a satisfying, filling, and great-tasting meal."

Really? They sat around a room with a chicken and worked TIRELESSLY to figure out how to scrounge chicken from us? We are getting LESS chicken for the same price

What next 15 slices? 25? When will it end?

"but you guys you get the same amount of chicken it's just we cut it in 30 pieces now and you get 5 of em, you always got 5 of em"

They will be serving chickens through a shredder soon and charging 5 bucks a string

Boycott KFC

seriously

This is a fuckin crime
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Lol, oh!!
 
Wtf tho, 12 peices out of a WHOLE CHICKEN?? Never even heard of that, always been told it's 9
 
ga_ninja said:
KFC died a long time ago in my book...i used to love the bbq boneless wings
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I really liked those when I was a kid. I had not been in years, but recently saw they had something called Nashville hot chicken strips. They also have a sweet bbq and a carolina mustard in the same promotion. They are all amazing. I highly recommend, if you are craving fast food.

I rarely have fast food, but when I do now, it is these. Keep in mind tho, there is no Chick-fil-a near me to compete for my hard earned cash. I love me some Chick-fil-a.
 
Fuck KFC, need some good fried chicken
 
Clippy said:
You cut a chicken into 9 Mu'fuckin slices - 2 legs, 2 wings, 2 thighs, two ribs and a breast

That;s how you do it!!

Take a look at this website:

https://www.kfc.ca/differentpieces

Greasy bastards

They are cutting it now into TWELVE pieces!!! TWELVE!!! Are you kidding me?

after.svg


They're making THREE pieces per leg the tight bastards. What the fuck is this. Was wondering why the chicken doesn't look like chicken, now you get malformed greasy unnatural looking chicken. This is the SCAM of the CENRUTY!!!

And they write

"Thanks for noticing that something is a bit different about our chicken. You’re right, even though KFC hasn’t changed, its pieces have."

Thank you for NOTICING! They tried to hide this shit from us are are like "ohhhh you got us" then have the gull to say oh but chickens are bigger now - fuck off - and then say

"Our highly trained team of chicken experts worked tirelessly to figure out a way to cut the chicken so you get the same amount of finger lickin’ goodness for the same great price as before. That means a bucket of chicken will still provide your family with a satisfying, filling, and great-tasting meal."

Really? They sat around a room with a chicken and worked TIRELESSLY to figure out how to scrounge chicken from us? We are getting LESS chicken for the same price

What next 15 slices? 25? When will it end?

"but you guys you get the same amount of chicken it's just we cut it in 30 pieces now and you get 5 of em, you always got 5 of em"

They will be serving chickens through a shredder soon and charging 5 bucks a string

Boycott KFC

seriously

This is a fuckin crime
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That’s the wiring diagram where to place the electrodes on the headless test tube chicken torso. Don’t be fooled.
 
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