This is You.

Yeah but you people are known for promiscuity. It's not a fair comparison.
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Age 42
6'2
230
Christian
Right handed
Tattoos (shitty)
Piercing (dick)
Non smoker
Musical instruments, none
Favorite drink red wine
Favorite band DBT
Sport football
Movie one flew over the cuckoo's nest
Age lost virginity 13
Sexual partners, too many north of 100
 
Age? 32
180cm (5'9)
170 lbs
Agnostic
Right handed
No tattoos
Had ear piercing (during peacock stages of life)
Drank
Smoke whatever
Play any instruments? Guitar, bass, ukulele, drums
Favourite drink? Sprite
Chocolate bar? Snickers
Favourite band? Smashing Pumpkins, Between the buried and me, 30STM
Favourite sport? MMA and Basketball
Film? The Matrix
Age you lost your virginity? 17
Number of sexual partners you've had? 40-50? lost count in my mid 20s
 
LOL @ being able to count the number of sexual partners youve had. Dont even remember how many i slept with while i was married


<{MingNope}>

Well that's the difference then, you obviously had a lot of respect for your spouse.
I've not been unfaithful in a relationship, including a marriage.
Also i am not one of those guys who feels the need to exaggerate such a number.[actually it's really only 3!]



Oh no, i just realized i made a typo with that number, honestly. God, obviously it's not 23, i meant to write down 83.[scout's honour!] I'm just so embarrassed, i feel like punching myself in the goolies.
 
Well that's the difference then, you obviously had a lot of respect for your spouse.
I've not been unfaithful in a relationship, including a marriage.
Also i am not one of those guys who feels the need to exaggerate such a number.[actually it's really only 3!]



Oh no, i just realized i made a typo with that number, honestly. God, obviously it's not 23, i meant to write down 83.[scout's honour!] I'm just so embarrassed, i feel like punching myself in the goolies.

I've slept with every woman in Canada and half of the men.
 
Age? 26
6'4
218
Agnostic Buddhist
Left handed
Tattooed
Gauges
Current non drinker. Working to be an occasional drinker.
Non-smoker
Play any instruments? Guitar
Favourite drink? Scotch
Chocolate bar? Milky way
Favourite band? Pink Floyd
Favourite sport? Mma
Film? Cloud Atlas
Age you lost your virginity? 14
Number of sexual partners you've had? 40 something
 
This is Me. Now do you.

Age? 58
177 cms
65 kg
Atheist
Left handed
Tattooed
Piercings
Non-drinker
Non-smoker
Play any instruments? Guitar
Favourite drink? Coca Cola
Chocolate bar? Mars Bar
Favourite band? King's X
Favourite sport? Football[soccer] & MMA
Film? This Sporting Life
Age you lost your virginity? 15
Number of sexual partners you've had? 23

And anything else you wish to include in your description of yourself.

Be careful when @squeezewax starts asking you for your date of birth and social security number, guys.

This thread will likely be used for FBI profiling.


Age? 30
6'7"
253 lbs (all muscle)
Branch Davidian
ambidextrous
Tattooed
Social drinker
Non-smoker
Play any instruments? Cow bell
Favorite drink? grain alcohol
Chocolate bar? Whatchamacallit
Favorite band? Tenacious D
Favorite sport? Curling
Film? The Room
Age you lost your virginity? 11 (with the babysitter)
Number of sexual partners you've had? Hundreds (if you count prostitutes)
 
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