Victoria's Secret is dying.

[Headkicktoleg]

My ex-gf and current gf have both said how pissed they were that they stopped selling bathing suits.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Pics of dem big ol tiddies please.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Nobody gives a crap about your lacy garment when you were a bi-sexual "extremely tolerant" skank from 15-30 years old. These girls in the West aren't fooling anybody, and if you PRETEND to be that interested in her new bra, she'll probably cheat on you for being fake and stupid.

Also, a lot of internet porn is really, really killing the romance.

 

[Midnighter]

Reported.

 

[Staph infection]

If the models fall on hard times and need a place to stay I can provide them a home until they become large or start getting wrinkles.

 

[jefferz]

I really hope they tell us the secret before the business closes.

Have you seen the fashion shows the past couple of years? Victoria can't have that many secrets left, where's she hiding them?

 

[Rhood]

My ex-girlfriend used to wear their scented lotions.
I believe one of scents was called Strawberries & Champagne
I had to gobble her up every time she wore it.

 

[Brom Bones]

As a guy, I've never felt the urge to buy a bra. Soft, lacey panties are another story. At those prices, though, I'll stick to Hanes.

 

[Bald1]

Meh. Close doors but keep doing their runway shows to sell ad spots for Viagra and Trojan.

 

[Midnighter]

As a guy, I've never felt the urge to buy a bra. Soft, lacey panties are another story. At those prices, though, I'll stick to Hanes.

Pi...pics?

 

[Brom Bones]

Pi...pics?

You have to donate to my Patreon. Isn't that how this shit works???

 

[Mike]

The wife never sets foot in Victoria's Secret ever.

According to her, they're overpriced and they don't offer any meaningful support for F-cups and larger. She basically spills out of anything smaller than a DDD, and most of VS' stuff isn't in the properly fitting F+ cup range.

Alright I had to grab some tissues, go on......

 

[Da Speeit]

My ex-girlfriend used to wear their scented lotions.
I believe one of scents was called Strawberries & Champagne
I had to gobble her up every time she wore it.

That was our lowest seller. Actually no, Pear Glace was but it was discontinued.

 

[Rhood]

That was our lowest seller. Actually no, Pear Glace was but it was discontinued.

They sold a variety pack that had 4 mini scented lotions.
All I remembered was the colors. Maybe you know all the names.
I know the purple one stank.

 

[Da Speeit]

They sold a variety pack that had 4 mini scented lotions.
All I remembered was the colors. Maybe you know all the names.
I know the purple one stank.

Lost in Fantasy. The scent of divorce

 

[Benjamin Burton]

The wife never sets foot in Victoria's Secret ever.

According to her, they're overpriced and they don't offer any meaningful support for F-cups and larger. She basically spills out of anything smaller than a DDD, and most of VS' stuff isn't in the properly fitting F+ cup range.

Nice humblebrag bro

 

[Plissken]

Why dress like a classy ho when you can dress like a trashy one? In the time of Instagram it's the trashiness that gets attention.

 

[Judge]

Victoria’s Secret can’t even sell its merchandise at a discount


“We blame customer fatigue, an immunity to Victoria’s Secret’s ongoing promotional stance, and a still underwhelming product assortment, all of which drove a longer sale period, higher promotional levels and resulted in a mid-single digit decline in traffic and high-single digit decline in AUR [average unit revenue].”

Victoria’s Secret has had sales challenges over recent quarters, as customers shift their preference to less expensive bralettes, which don’t have padding, as opposed to the higher-priced ‘constructed’ bras, like the Very Sexy line that the brand is known for.

Victoria’s Secret has faced competition from brands like American Eagle Outfitters Inc.’s AEO, -2.65% Aerie brand in the bralette category. And Amazon.com Inc.AMZN, +0.04% which has a growing roster of private labels, is selling low-cost bras.

The company’s exit from the swim category has also been a challenge.


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/v...sell-its-merchandise-at-a-discount-2018-07-12

Man, I used to fuck in their dressing rooms all the time back in high school. Wilson's Leather not so much....fucking cock blockers.

 

[Organic Damage]

So, my theory on this:

Victoria's Secret doing badly = people are poor
Lingerie doing badly in general = people are fat

 

[Uptown Swinger]

According to her, they're overpriced and they don't offer any meaningful support for F-cups and larger. She basically spills out of anything smaller than a DDD

No disrespect but... Pics if your wife or we will assume she is a fatty.