Victoria's Secret is dying.

[Katsumi Yamada]

On a random note, the founder of Victoria Secret died by throwing himself off the Golden Gate bridge.

Wow they kept that secret

 

[Michaelangelo]

prob ran out of space to carry the XXXL panties for all the heifers

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I once went shopping with a friend of mine there and while she was trying on bras and shit, I was chatting up one of the sales girls and convinced her that I worked for their 'sister' company, 'Victor's Secret'.

Reminds me of the time I started hitting on the girl from Barnes & Nobles by asking if she had a copy of The Autobiography of David Hasselhoff as told to Alex Haley.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Reminds me of the time I started hitting on the girl from Barnes & Nobles by asking if she had a copy of The Autobiography of David Hasselhoff as told to Alex Haley.

Lmao

I’d love to hear the audiobook as recorded by Malcolm X

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

lol

 

[GSP_37]

Unexpected thread for a karate forum.

 

[bandicoot]

Victoria’s Secret has a couple nice things I wanted. But I won’t buy from them bc they test their fragrances and whatever on animals. So fuck em.

Animals like to smell good, too

 

[Kardashians]

Animals like to smell good, too

rabbits eat their poop sacks
i don't think they even know what "smelling good" is :hmph

 

[TheGZA]

She's basically just built like a bustier Kat Dennings

 

[Philo-Publius]

I'm not buying myself bras when you charge $50 or more

I love my boobs but not that much

I just spied your webcam.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Yep.
Their modest cup sizes are completely useless to me and the missus.
And I would have been happy to buy her stuff from them.

How can you be a company that's all about enhancing the tits and ass...and then have zero product for great tits?

I would assume because there's a helluva lot more small tits out there than big ones. I swear I can't remember the last time I saw just a good pair of tits out in the world. It's like the tit growing gene just skipped the current crop

 

[Kraysla]

It's because half of American women can't fit into the stuff they sell.

 

[LuchaBear]

Nobody gives a crap about your lacy garment when you were a bi-sexual "extremely tolerant" skank from 15-30 years old. These girls in the West aren't fooling anybody, and if you PRETEND to be that interested in her new bra, she'll probably cheat on you for being fake and stupid.

Also, a lot of internet porn is really, really killing the romance.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

my ex wife used to work/manage various Fredericks, and they were hit extremely bad during the recession

I imagined it was only time before it hit VS

 

[Omegaboy13]

Came in for pics. Leaving disappointed.

One of my favorite things to do is go to VS with my wife. I like to tactically break off from my wife, walk around until someone who works there asks if I need anything. The sheer bliss I get from seeing their fake happy facade fade from their face and morph into not so subtlety hidden disgust when I reply, “No, just browsing,” is priceless. There’s some unwritten rule at VS that single or unescorted men are only allowed to take the route to and from the register for gift cards. I like to blast them with some patriarchy every once in a while, keep em on their toes.

 

[Jesus X]

My wife was choked when they stopped selling swimwear

giggity

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

Breaking:

Everything is dying

 

[Jesus X]

It's because half of American women can't fit into the stuff they sell.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

I like to blast them with some patriarchy every once in a while, keep em on their toes.

<Lmaoo>

 

[Jesus X]

they should sell dildos and vibrators

iirc amazon is taking over that market if it hasn't already.