"Fuck... what hour is it?! Shit, 10:15... I need to piss and then I have to shave... wait, I've got an idea, maybe I should get a brand new stache. Bitches love staches! Yeah, yeah, I'll get an amazing stache and everyone at the UFC Performance Institute will say 'Great stache, Mirsad' and i will be like 'This thing?!?! it just grew over night'. Maybe Paige will notice it. Yeah, I am definitely doing this. Fuck, I forgot to take my Alpha Brain."