violent spree of air compressor anus murders rock Japan -- are the children to blame?

I guess they don't have safety training over there. The first thing we were taught in shop class was to not put an air nozzle against your skin or play around with it because it can cause injuries that can even lead to death.
but do they ever say anything about shooting compressed air up your buddy's ass?


side note; guy said he didn't "Feel right" after, guess farting was out of the question?
 
Is there a full joke that goes with the punch line?

So this is apparently the original joke:



Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"



And I found this similar one:

in The World According to Garp there was a joke refering to Peter Bent Hospital. A guy in obvious pain hails a cab saying "get me to a hospital"
Cabbie says"Peter Bent?" since that was the closest.
Guy says "bent? i think she bit it right off!"
 
i typed embolism and found this gem:

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The only difference is that you play such games with your uncles or catholic priests in Murica, no?

do not disrespect me. Catholicism fucked my ancestors over with land thieving through their paganism, why the fuck would i participate in their :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:ry?
 
Uuuuh . . . right . . . a wedgie is just like getting a finger up the butt. Yep. Exact same thing.

No it's not . . . sheesh.
They do it outside the clothes, it's not like their finger is actually going inside their bare ass.
And it's quick. They don't leave their fingers there.

I used to have some idiot friends that would say "what's the capital of Thailand?" And you would say you don't know, then they would shout "bangkok!" And punch you in the groin.

So in this scenario you would be the guy from another country going, "did you hear what they do in America? Apparently all the kids there play this game where they touch each other's penises and laugh about it."

It's taking it way out of context and making it sound weirder than it really is.
 
Reminded me of that gun from no country for old men.

They actually got the idea from the porno No Cuntry for Old men, in which they shot compressed air up old men’s asses while jerking them off. Don’t ask how I know that.
 
They do it outside the clothes, it's not like their finger is actually going inside their bare ass.
And it's quick. They don't leave their fingers there.

I used to have some idiot friends that would say "what's the capital of Thailand?" And you would say you don't know, then they would shout "bangkok!" And punch you in the groin.

So in this scenario you would be the guy from another country going, "did you hear what they do in America? Apparently all the kids there play this game where they touch each other's penises and laugh about it."

It's taking it way out of context and making it sound weirder than it really is.

That would sound like a plausible explanation if they didn't build statues of it. The fact that this exists definitely puts it firmly back into weird territory.

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but do they ever say anything about shooting compressed air up your buddy's ass?

Yes, the teacher actually did tell us that people had died or had been seriously injured from that scenario.
 
You see a thread with a title like this and you just know it will be good regardless of the direction it goes.
 
Didn't know people can die when air is hotup their butts.I think the yakuza probably killed people that way too. No trace or evidence at all.
 
Japanese have some weird shit.

They have gameshows where people people blindfolded or through walls, and they don't know who it is. They have dad's fuck daughters and sons mothers and they even have them cumming in each other.

The max level kink is extreme shame.

Fuckin weird.....
 
Ban air compressors.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with an air compressor is a good guy with an air compressor to get him in the ass first.
 
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