Well I guess it's about time I come out ...

[Clippy]

Seeing as how a staff member finally figured out who I was and updated my profile... I guess my cover's blown - so, yes I'm Cam "The Clipshow" Dyck. Going through so many emotions right now. I got involved in fighting and after my first win felt like I would be the one to have the world's longest undefeated streak ... with the power of FIFTY FEDORS .... but lost my second fuckin fight

Shortly thereafter I joined Sherdog to try to sooth the pain - distract myself from the loss and got immersed in paperclip lore and went on a banana and bad movie spree to end all sprees.

I could have started this thread in the heavies but that place scares the shit out of me and I feel like I know you all in the berry better so here it is

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Cam-Dyck-189417

It's time to get to know me ... again and move forward with my life. Wish me luck guys I'll step back in that cage!!

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

wow. i always thought you were a dick, but this explains it.

i bet i am the first one who ever made a dick joke!

 

[Osculater]

 

[Clippy]

wow. i always thought you were a dick, but this explains it

Fuck sakes first reply

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Fuck sakes first reply

dont feel bad. i got a shitty first AND last name, so i have spent a lifetime being made fun of

 

[Clippy]

Fuck sakes first reply

Seriously, one of the things that kept me in exile was the fact that my name is CAM DYCK and you brought it up first post!! @%$@#%&

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Seriously, one of the things that kept me in exile was the fact that my name is CAM DYCK and you brought it up first post!! @%$@#%&

i was just getting it out of the way right off the bat. sorry, i didnt mean to be a ........

 

[Clippy]

i was just getting it out of the way right off the bat. sorry, i didnt mean to be a ........

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

i guess i dont feel so bad about being a Kohn-head now

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Seriously, one of the things that kept me in exile was the fact that my name is CAM DYCK and you brought it up first post!! @%$@#%&

maybe you could just go by Cam Cox instead?

 

[luv24nic8]

this is you, isn't it? Are you a dick or a dyke?

 

[Phlog]

I definitely think leaning into paperclip iconography will lead to victory.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

why havent you fought since you lost?

 

[Clippy]

why havent you fought since you lost?

Like I said I always wanted to be undefeated - I have Ronda Rousey mentality x 1000

 

[Iroh]

I love you, sir Clippy!

 

[Clippy]

I spend too much time on Sherdog and not enough time in the Gym for the last few years - how do I get the hunger back, and I don't mean hunger for fried chicken TV dinners which I've eaten plenty of!!

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

I spend too much time on Sherdog and not enough time in the Gym for the last few years - how do I get the hunger back, and I don't mean hunger for fried chicken TV dinners which I've eaten plenty of!!

You should just go by Cammy D or something dope like that. and yes, get off sherdog. i need to as well, but it actually is almost necessary for me

 

[Phlog]

I spend too much time on Sherdog and not enough time in the Gym for the last few years - how do I get the hunger back, and I don't mean hunger for fried chicken TV dinners which I've eaten plenty of!!

Off the cuff:

My belief is that fighters are generally one of three categories.

1 no options

2 something to prove

3 screw loose and/or extreme narcissist.


I suspect you might be too well balanced, maybe you can determine what your motivation was and form a new motivation.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I’ll fight you right now.

 

[Clippy]

I suspect you might be too well balanced, maybe you can determine what your motivation was and form a new motivation.

My motivation was to be the next Fedor - I don't know how to settle for being nothing but the best