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Every stand ups dream come true.Steaming drunk, on your own, heckling an act.
Fuckin hell mate...
Every stand ups dream come true.Steaming drunk, on your own, heckling an act.
Fuckin hell mate...
Schaub is a comedian?
His chin is comically bad.
This is the best post in the history of Sherdog Forums.I turned up half an hour late, steaming drunk and on my own. I was dressed all in black wearing a sleeveless top, shorts and a man bag.
I was ushered into the theater where the set had already begun, i was sat right in the middle about 6 rows from the front.
I snuck in quietly but before i sat down i started belting out BIG DICK BANDITS! BIG DICK BANDITS BIG DICK BANDITS - YEAH!
(Everyone laughed)
I think Brenden was taken aback by my outburst and told me to sit down and be quiet.
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The show was hilarious 10/10
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At the end he took a ton of questions. After a while i shouted out "WHEN ARE YOU FIGHTING FEDOR?"
He said something like: Omg this guy here with the wifebeater and fanny pack, where is your care worker at? He said that he just tells dick jokes for a living now and wont fight again.
Tbh i think he might still fight in Bellator.
The night was fantastic and i afterwards i went to Shake Shack.
Why did you shout big dick bandits?I turned up half an hour late, steaming drunk and on my own. I was dressed all in black wearing a sleeveless top, shorts and a man bag.
I was ushered into the theater where the set had already begun, i was sat right in the middle about 6 rows from the front.
I snuck in quietly but before i sat down i started belting out BIG DICK BANDITS! BIG DICK BANDITS BIG DICK BANDITS - YEAH!
(Everyone laughed)
I think Brenden was taken aback by my outburst and told me to sit down and be quiet.
--
The show was hilarious 10/10
--
At the end he took a ton of questions. After a while i shouted out "WHEN ARE YOU FIGHTING FEDOR?"
He said something like: Omg this guy here with the wifebeater and fanny pack, where is your care worker at? He said that he just tells dick jokes for a living now and wont fight again.
Tbh i think he might still fight in Bellator.
The night was fantastic and i afterwards i went to Shake Shack.
Haha this was the London show, when you came in and started shouting 'Big Dick Bandits' everyone did not laugh maybe a couple of chuckles for the awkward interruption spectacle and the tanktop and manbag - it was torrential rain outside! You could tell the look on Schaubs face was like:
'Excuse me sir! I'm trying to do a set here, here comes trouble the classic drunk heckler''.
He was remarkably restrained I thought he was gonna roast you.
And we were thinking 'Hope this maniac doesn't sit near us', then you sat right next to my brother.
It's cool though, kept things interesting.
Great set from Schaub, it was mostly comical stories about his career starting from Football, through TUF and UFC and then into the present day with the podcast and comedy.
It wasn't just straight joke telling so Schaub pulled it off pretty well.
Why did you shout big dick bandits?
You are a caricature of an annoying bro stereotype. You would be fun to unleash upon an enemies parties.
Cringe factor 8/10
I turned up half an hour late, steaming drunk and on my own. I was dressed all in black wearing a sleeveless top, shorts and a man bag.
I was ushered into the theater where the set had already begun, i was sat right in the middle about 6 rows from the front.
I snuck in quietly but before i sat down i started belting out BIG DICK BANDITS! BIG DICK BANDITS BIG DICK BANDITS - YEAH!
(Everyone laughed)
I think Brenden was taken aback by my outburst and told me to sit down and be quiet.
--
The show was hilarious 10/10
--
At the end he took a ton of questions. After a while i shouted out "WHEN ARE YOU FIGHTING FEDOR?"
He said something like: Omg this guy here with the wifebeater and fanny pack, where is your care worker at? He said that he just tells dick jokes for a living now and wont fight again.
Tbh i think he might still fight in Bellator.
The night was fantastic and i afterwards i went to Shake Shack.
Haha this was the London show, when you came in and started shouting 'Big Dick Bandits' everyone did not laugh maybe a couple of chuckles for the awkward interruption spectacle and the tanktop and manbag - it was torrential rain outside! You could tell the look on Schaubs face was like:
'Excuse me sir! I'm trying to do a set here, here comes trouble the classic drunk heckler''.
He was remarkably restrained I thought he was gonna roast you.
And we were thinking 'Hope this maniac doesn't sit near us', then you sat right next to my brother.
It's cool though, kept things interesting.
Great set from Schaub, it was mostly comical stories about his career starting from Football, through TUF and UFC and then into the present day with the podcast and comedy.
It wasn't just straight joke telling so Schaub pulled it off pretty well.
I fucking love the internet sometimes.Haha this was the London show, when you came in and started shouting 'Big Dick Bandits' everyone did not laugh maybe a couple of chuckles for the awkward interruption spectacle and the tanktop and manbag - it was torrential rain outside! You could tell the look on Schaubs face was like:
'Excuse me sir! I'm trying to do a set here, here comes trouble the classic drunk heckler''.
He was remarkably restrained I thought he was gonna roast you.
And we were thinking 'Hope this maniac doesn't sit near us', then you sat right next to my brother.
It's cool though, kept things interesting.
Great set from Schaub, it was mostly comical stories about his career starting from Football, through TUF and UFC and then into the present day with the podcast and comedy.
It wasn't just straight joke telling so Schaub pulled it off pretty well.