What are some guy codes you live by?

1. Never bang a friends lady, current or ex.
2. Always have friends and families back.
3. Be an issues guy, not a liberal snowflake bitch, or hateful right winger.
4. Take care of yo kidz
 
1. Never bang a friends lady, current or ex.
2. Always have friends and families back.
3. Be an issues guy, not a liberal snowflake bitch, or hateful right winger.
4. Take care of yo kidz

All of this!
 
1. When you're having a major disagreement with your gal, it is important to always exhibit restraint and use only body shots.

2. Keep your left hand in a glove filled with vaseline.
 
1. Bros before hoes.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless the bro is on a loss where said bro is, in fact, a ho, and therefore the ho still comes first.

2. A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are doing it.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless those bros are doing it due to a loss, in which case: sorry, bro, you're on your own.

3. If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Rainbow fish and other Weird Castle Pets are totally acceptable.

4. A bro never divulges the full Bro Code to a woman.
COROLLARY: Unless she is, of course, a Bro (see Definition of a Bro, and/or Article 22).

5. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

6. A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a locker room.

7. A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro.

8. A bro never admits he can't drive stick - even after an accident.

9. Should a bro lose a body part, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes about it.

10. A bro will drop whatever he's doing and help his bro dump a chick.

11. A bro may ask another bro to help him move, but only if he estimates how long it'll take and says how heavy the furniture is.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Dude. Just have the ghosts do it for you.

12. Bros do not share dessert.

13. All bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman.

14. If a chick inquires about another bro's sexual history, another bro shall honor the Brode Of Silence and play dumb.

15. A bro never dances with his hands above his head.

16. A bro should be able to cite the following current champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year.

17. A bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming.

18. If a bro spearheads a beer run, he is entitled to any change left over.

19. A bro shall not sleep with another bro's sister - but is allowed to say she's hot.

20. A bro respects his bros in the military.

21. A bro never shares observations about another bro's hot girlfriend.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless they are under a very well-guarded filter and both communicating parties are sworn to secrecy.

22. There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

23. When flipping through channels, a bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.

24. When wearing a baseball cap, a bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock.

25. A bro doesn't let another bro get a tattoo, especially of a girl's name.

26. Unless he has children, a bro shall not wear his cellphone on a belt clip.

27. A bro never removes his shirt in front of other bros, unless at a pool or beach.

28. A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.

29. If two bros decide to catch a movie, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM, and may not share a tub of popcorn.

30. A bro doesn't comparison shop.

31. When on the prowl, a bro hits on the hottest chick first, because you just never know.

32. A bro doesn't allow another bro to get married until he's at least thirty.

33. When in a public restroom, a bro stares straight ahead when using the urinal.

34. Bros cannot make contact during a Devil's Threeway (two dudes).

35. A bro never rents a chick flick.

36. When questioned in the company of women, a bro always decries fake breasts.

37. A bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone.

38. Even in a fight to the death, a bro never punches another bro in the groin.

39. When a bro gets a chick's number, he waits at least 96 hours before calling her.

40. Should a bro become stricken with engagement, the other bros shall stage an intervention. This is more commonly known as a bachelor party.

41. A Bro never cries. (Exceptions: Watching Ballpark of Reveries, OS: The Outer Space Guy, or upon the retirement of a sports legend.)

42. Upon greeting another bro, a bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or bro hug, but never a full embrace.

43. A bro loves his country, unless that country isn't America.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless you're from another world, in which case .... Wait, no. No, that still stands. Sorry, guys. My country pwns.

44. A bro never applies sunscreen on another bro. (Exception: Unless they are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator.)

45. A bro never wears jeans to a strip club.

46. If a bro is seated next to some dude stuck in the middle seat of an airplane, he shall yield to him all of the use of their shared armrest.

47. A bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe.

48. A bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he's banged.

49. When asked "do you need some help", a bro shall automatically respond "I got it". (Exceptions: carrying an expensive TV, parking an expensive car, or loading an expensive TV into an expensive car.)

50. If a bro should accidentally strike another bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both bros silently agree to carry on as if it never happened.

51. A bro checks out another bro's blind date, and responds with either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

52. A bro is not required to remember another bro's birthday.

53. Even in a drought, a bro flushes twice.

54. A bro is required to go out with his bros on St. Patrick's Day and other official bro holidays, including: Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day: February 13th.
PARADISA COROLLARY: The day after world-changes is also considered an official bro holiday. This should go without saying, but you never know.

55. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another bro.

56. A bro is required to alert another bro if the bro/chick ratio at a party falls below 1:1.

57. A bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another bro, unless another bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.

58. A bro doesn't grow a moustache. (Exception: Tom Selleck)

59. A bro must always post bail for another bro, unless it's out of state, or like, crazy-expensive.


Couldn't come up with nothing, huh? :)
 
Lots of good ones here... I'll try not to conflate this with my general personal values.

- If you have a problem with someone, man up, confront them, and clear it out... Silently grudging folks and doing spiteful, passive aggressive shit because you're afraid of confrontation is a bitch move.

- Don't sleep with a bro's gf (past or present, like everyone's said before). Shouldn't sleep with another dude's girl either, but a friend matters more.

- Don't be a scumbag to a friend for pvssy... Women never turn on each other over a guy. Hell, they'll drop a guy they like if their friends don't like him. Dont turn on a bro over some broad you've known for 5 minutes.

- Be rational. Everyone has emotions, but guys are revered for our ability to make logical decisions in spite of our emotions. No one does this 100%, but do it more often than not.

- Don't join in hating on someone you've never met because the group doesn't... That's some "mean girls" shit.

- Try to keep your word as often as possible.

- Don't bully anyone especially those smaller and weaker (that includes women, children, the disabled, little people)... In fact, don't fight unless it is a necessity, (to protect yourself or others.)

- Raise your FUCKING kids!!!

- Don't worry about what others think. Let me clarify; it is important what others think especially in many contexts (like what your boss thinks) but don't live life needing approval from others or being a people pleasure. If what you do does not harm others, and it makes you happy fuck what they think.

Agree or disagree with any of these?
 
Never drink in excess when you have work the next day.
Never cheat. Usually you’re not ready for the consequences.
Trust until proven they cannot be trusted (within reason of course)
Stay in shape and active
 
It's not gay as long as you don't look at each other in the eye.

It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.


Its not ghey if you are drunk

Its not ghey if you don't cry afterwards
 
In the confrontation before most fights, there's a point where you instinctively know there's no turning back. It may be 5 seconds before the fighting begins. It may be 5 minutes. Either way, it doesn't matter. Once you reach this point, attack at his first distraction. And, unless you're kids, it's not a game. It's a fight. All in. I wish I'd learned this younger.

Be a good tipper. Your server makes shit for salary and is working for a living. Respect them.

Be a gentleman unless/until it becomes necessary to be something else. But gentleman is always the default.

Treat her mom respectfully, even if she doesn't deserve it. It will make your life easier in the long run. (This doesn't mean you take abuse, it means you act like a gentleman).

Don't discuss salary with a friend. One of you will get hard feelings.

Learn to cook at least one meal like a fucking boss. Grill, kitchen, doesn't matter. Own it from salad to desert. You'll impress her when she's there, and you won't have to go to Burger King when she isn't.

Always keep a decent bottle of red and a bottle of white in the kitchen where they can be seen, even if you have others chilled. Trust me on this one. Peace.
 
Cant make a ho a housewife....
Hit first, hit hard.....(if theres no avoiding fight)
Take care of your drunk homie. Don't do frat pranks on him.
ALWAYS stay in shape or at least don't get out of shape completely.
Hold doors for women(fuck sjw's)
Shake hands like a man, not a pussy.
Always make eye contact with a dude that you are talking to. Doesn't mean you have to give him death stare or never look away, but don't be scared either. Eyes are windows to soul.
Try to please the woman in bed, before your pleasure(not always but usually).
Take care of the weak in society as best as you are able to. Animals too.
Don't lie to yourself. When you shave in the morning, respect that face that looks back at you.
Respect people that deserve it. Highest level is to love and respect ALL, even your enemies(hardest to do).
Wish the best for people and try to see the best in everybody and the world.
Don't let your mind go to dark/negative places. Its easy to let dark side win. Like Yoda said, the dark side is not more powerful, just more seductive,easier path. Be a Jedi, not a sith. Sith is cool in movies. Not real life.
Learn how to fight somewhat.
Learn some kind of trade or at least be able to do basic shit around your house.
Accept that you will have wrinkles, lose hair, lose some muscle....try hard to fight it, but some things you have to accept.
Realize that those closest to you will die someday. You too. Makes you love them more(and yourself too).
Don't go to bed angry with your lady. Try not to "win" either. As Jordan Peterson said "if youre a winner in the argument and relationship, conversely, she's a LOSER! Who wants to wake up to a loser everyday?!" Don't make your girl a loser. Please.
Conversely, don't put a woman on a pedestal, unless you are right up there with her and trust me....she wants you to be SLIGHTLY more in control(sjw's be damned again!)
Do something everyday to better yourself financially, spiritually, mentally, emotionally, physically, and socially. Meaning save money for the day(or invest), pray/meditate, read, think positive thoughts, work out and talk to people.
Always end the day better than you started if you possibly can....
 
"Guy codes" are for douchebags. Might as well go all in and join Team Alpha Male.


***Say's this guy :)

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Cant make a ho a housewife....

I agree and respect everything else you wrote, but regarding this... Just about every tamed, white picket fence, soccer mom were getting trains ran on them in their college dorms.

So many girls I see were sl*ts in college and are now married with children with some unknowing fool
 
In the confrontation before most fights, there's a point where you instinctively know there's no turning back. It may be 5 seconds before the fighting begins. It may be 5 minutes. Either way, it doesn't matter. Once you reach this point, attack at his first distraction.

Cheap shot is part of the guy code?
 
Cheap shot is part of the guy code?
Once a confrontation reaches the point of no return, there are no cheap shots. It isn't an athletic contest if you're threatening me or my family. It's a fight.
 
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