What do you do with your pizza crusts?/My tip to enjoy them!

[Brom Bones]

Because there can never be enough pizza threads in The Mayberry.

So whenever I go hangout with people and there's pizza, I always end up seeing a bunch of crusts just laying around. Let me tell you something. It's a F-ing travesty, IMO! The crust is literally the best part of the pizza, especially nowadays, where it's always slathered in butter and garlic and spices and cheeses.

Papa John's has that soybean oil sauce (NOT butter) that's great for finishing off crusts, but it's not the healthiest thing and only they have it. You could use marinara sauce, but I'm not a fan. Here's how I eat crusts.

Whilst eating the slice, leave about 1 inch of pizza before the crust. Then TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND EAT IT EAT IT FROM THE END. That way you get cheese and sauce and some toppings with the crust. Boom! Problems solved. And trust me, if you have any decent pizza, there will be plenty of toppings in that 1 inch border area.

I just think it's really wasteful to not eat a perfectly tasty part of a pizza. I TRY not to bag on other people's eating habits, but I find it childish for people to not eat the crust. Borderline sloppy, disgusting and crude to leave a pile, especially in the box.

So what does everyone else do with their crusts? Am I The Genius, or just 50 Cent? Lanny Poffo or Hillbilly Jim?


Or

This guy:

Or

 

[BisexualMMA]

Whilst eating the slice, leave about 1 inch of pizza before the crust. Then TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND EAT IT EAT IT FROM THE END. That way you get cheese and sauce and some toppings with the crust. Boom! Problems solved. And trust me, if you have any decent pizza, there will be plenty of toppings in that 1 inch border area.

But if the crust is the BEST part, and perfectly tasty, why do you need to turn it sideways and balance it out with some of that inferior part with the sauce and toppings?

 

[BisexualMMA]

And if you're eating that much pizza, then you're probably this guy:

 

[DrVanNostrand]

 

[muvand103]

And if you're eating that much pizza, then you're probably this guy:

But that guy shocked the world

 

[Brom Bones]

But if the crust is the BEST part, and perfectly tasty, why do you need to turn it sideways and balance it out with some of that inferior part with the sauce and toppings?

I probably should have clarified this. The crust with some of the cheese/toppings is the best part. The mixture of all the different parts of a pizza.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

1. Dessicate
2. Using a mortar and pestle, grind crusts into a fine, flour-like powder
3. Up the nose
4. Take off pants. Grate parmesan onto your taint and march into your neighbor's garage screaming about immigrants

 

[loisestrad]

The only reason the crust exists is to keep all the tasty stuff on the pizza in place. There's literally no reason to eat it. It would be like looking at the Mona Lisa-painting and rave about the frame.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I just eat it with a bit of broccoli

 

[supra]

I dip mine in ranch or that garlic butter sauce papa johns gives you. Thats why they give you that sauce its like eating bread sticks.

 

[tmnpothead]

Dominos has garlic butter baked in the crust. Its extremely messy but I adore it

 

[BoogerDawson]

My dog gets the crust.

 

[SammyPops]

It all depends. Not enough info in the OP. TS not taking this thread seriously.

We talking stuffed crust, homemade or order out pizza, fancy personal or regular pizzas, dipping sauce options etc?

fuckign amateur.

 

[MMA since 1993]

I dip mine in that garlic butter sauce papa johns gives you. Thats why they give you that sauce its like eating bread sticks.

I've done this in the past, it's great.

Otherwise, i normally don't eat the crust.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Thin crust master race

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I dip mine in ranch or that garlic butter sauce papa johns gives you. Thats why they give you that sauce its like eating bread sticks.

Ranch is for Americans

 

[Brom Bones]

It all depends. Not enough info in the OP. TS not taking this thread seriously.

We talking stuffed crust, homemade or order out pizza, fancy personal or regular pizzas, dipping sauce options etc?

fuckign amateur.

It's left opened ended for the sake of discussion. If I said, how do you eat Pizza Hut crust with Hut classic seasoning sitting in you underwear, while masturbating to Belgian tranny porn and using queso dip as lubricant on one hand and ultra hot chunky Casa Ole sala with the other...

While interesting, this is a narrow view that does not lend itself to quality discussion.

 

[SammyPops]

It's left opened ended for the sake of discussion. If I said, how do you eat Pizza Hut crust with Hut classic seasoning sitting in you underwear, while masturbating to Belgian tranny porn and using queso dip as lubricant on one hand and ultra hot chunky Casa Ole sala with the other...

While interesting, this is a narrow view that does not lend itself to quality discussion.

Open ended .... I could write a book on this. No time though ......

 

[marioh]

You know the pizza you eat is shit when you dont eat the crust or have to come up with novel ways to make it tasty.

 

[BenRichards]

Get a Detroit pan pizza and fuck off with the crust.