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I then proceeded to fill the room with exuberant amount of uppercuts
Sorry, wrong forumI then proceeded to fill the room with exuberant amount of uppercuts
Lol I was using the opening line from the son of David Caradines character Quachan Cain. His like " I am not my father, I am a cop, that's who I am, that's what I do!"
Sorry wrong forum
Oh yeah! That show was great for a few episodes.
Lots of actors who later became A list actors got their start on that show. Kung Fu the legend continues changed their bum life.
Controlling an army of the undead via necromancy has its appeal tbh.
Actually your post is spot on...Sorry, wrong forum
Fucking gypsiesActually your post is spot on...
This happened in my old country of former Yugoslavia. I was once cursed by an evil gypsy witch when I rescued a little bird that she planned to sacrifice. She condemned my soul to hell and all kinds of crazy things happened in the days that followed. I knew I had to turn to a higher power... After my bike was burned to ash I decided enough was enough and so I texted my good friend Nicolas Cage (the higher power mentioned earlier).
So I wait for a bit and I see Cage pull up in his one of a kind 1935 Rolls-Royce Phantom, he comes out dressed like Van Helsing and says "we're going witch hunting!". He pulls up some ancient book and manages to pin point the location of this evil gypsy witch and it turns out she's hiding in some gypsy caravan park. The plan is to beat up all the gypos and destroy the witch. We arrive at the gyspy congregation and get to work. Hordes of them are incoming but me and the Cage are kicking ass, never in my life have I thrown so many hooks and uppercuts and knocked so many damn people out. These guys are freaking cans, can't fight for shit. Then all of a sudden this big mofo comes out, I guess he was one of those inbred gypsies with retard strength. This guy was tough and me and Cage had to get serious, I start landing some Muay Thai leg kicks while Cage is peppering him with body shots to take out his cardio. This guy is tough but we're doing damage and he's too slow to hurt us, eventually I blitz him with a Vitor Belfort style flurry which stuns him then Cage lands a magnificent superman punch and the big guy is down for the count. Eventually we make our way to the big caravan and that's the witch's hideout. Cage tells me to start preparing a spell while he knocks the witch out. I'm getting all the ingredients ready then I hear Cage "oh shit this bitch has some hands" as she's landing some good jabs and hooks, I was surprised but Cage tells me to take over while he casts the spell. Now I'm a decent fighter and kocked out some big dudes but I guess this gypsy witch used some stength potion because I've never been hit so hard in my life, but luckily I managed to slip one of her punches and saw an opening and landed a LHK - Cro Cop style. The witch was out and we cast the spell that sent her back to hell.
So your post was indeed spot on
One of the sherbros practiced it...he went downstairs..never came back.