What is your favorite corner advice?

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  1. Joseph_McBride

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    "He is gassed/tired/whatever"

    The most common and meaningless.
     
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    Coleman yelling "You're fine Gary, you're fine!" to Goodridge as Fedor was soccer kicking his face in comes to mind.
     
  4. europe1

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    "Take him down, Andy! Andy take him down!" (repeated about a billion times)

    As well as this one of course.

     
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    This!

    I spat my drink at the tv when I heard it.
     
  6. TheBulletwithWings

    TheBulletwithWings WAR EL CUCUY!

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    Holy shit!
    Came to post this!
     
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    PJ Benn v Ankie Fredger

    Penn's corner's advice for dealing with the apparent discrepancy in athleticism between the 2:

    'Fuck his speed, go get the little cock sucker'
     
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    Basically anything Edmund has ever said while cornering is pretty hilarious.
     
  9. sissypunch

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    'go get some fans Jon'

    or

    'sweep the leg'

    Both from that guy from Cobra Kai if i remember correctly.
     
  10. Cowboy Cerroliveira

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    Ronda vs Holly

    Rd 1: Holly smashes Ronda

    Greg Jackson: She's gonna come out a little more desperate this time (paraphrased)...

    Rd 2: Ronda charges at Holly like a bull. Gets KTFO.
     
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    I laughed out loud for real. BJ has had the worst corner. "This guy doesn't deserve to be in there with you!"
     
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