What To Do In Las Vegas (Updated)

Gonna go ahead and repost this story for those that missed it as well, its a true story and pretty epic. This was also at 23.
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I sat at the bar about 5am one night talking with a bartender about hookers at mandalay. About 20 minutes later I get hit on by one. Super fine blond tall etc... I kinda blow her off and tell her im not paying for sex but this makes her wanna stay. I can tell shes horny and probably rolling, I was too. Her black GF pimpette sitting at the end of the bar walks up to me and says "hey you cant talk to my girls if you aint payin"

About 20 minutes go by with me, the hooker and the pimpette talking with the bartender. I buy the pimpette a drink. The hooker is horny and starts rubbing her pussy on my leg and I start finger blasting her right at the bar. Im thinking " hey I will get her horny and smash for free" but i forget my gfs up stairs sleeping. The pimpette loves me after talking and says I can have her girl cause she wants to go with me. I didnt have a room to take her too tho so i couldnt smash. Got a little rub tug over the pants but thats it.

10 minutes later some loser walks up and shes friendly to him. I can tell he doesnt know shes a hooker. They went up to the room and he got robbed by the pimpette. I see her getting arrested about 45 minutes later and me and the bartender are fucking dying. He gave me a bunch of free drinks cause he said he never saw a guy play a hooker out like that. Good Times.
 
Look up bootleg canyon zip lining . Fun stuff . Go up to Zion canyon hike angels landing . Go train Bjj at drysdale. Go train Muai Thai and w Silva’s gym . Go to the range shoot something . Go to crazy horse bring some money . Place bets on a game or fight watch it . Go play poker at mgm. Go to a pool party . Walk the strip . I can go for days .....
 
Look up bootleg canyon zip lining . Fun stuff . Go up to Zion canyon hike angels landing . Go train Bjj at drysdale. Go train Muai Thai and w Silva’s gym . Go to the range shoot something . Go to crazy horse bring some money . Place bets on a game or fight watch it . Go play poker at mgm. Go to a pool party . Walk the strip . I can go for days .....

I walk the street either really early in the morning or late at night when it cools off a little. Going to be triple digits the whole stay.

I might just go to the range. Will definitely place some bets on fights. Last time I didn't for some reason.
 
The taxi companies made sure that it wasn't too efficient. My neighbor was fighting or make sure they never went to the airport

Is it normal for cabs in LV to be really mad when taking travelers between hotels, this was probably a $10 ride each time? Has happened both times I got in a cab, one guy was swearing the entire time, Tourettes-like almost, real fucking awkward, since I was with my GF. While the second time a female cabbie was telling me to walk instead as she doesn't want to drive such a short distance, to which i said no, and she took me.

I know cab drivers can be assholes, and they're dogshit where I live, but this was the first time I've experienced this.
 
Is it normal for cabs in LV to be really mad when taking travelers between hotels, this was probably a $10 ride each time? Has happened both times I got in a cab, one guy was swearing the entire time, Tourettes-like almost, real fucking awkward, since I was with my GF. While the second time a female cabbie was telling me to walk instead as she doesn't want to drive such a short distance, to which i said no, and she took me.

I know cab drivers can be assholes, and they're dogshit where I live, but this was the first time I've experienced this.

i've never had any problems, i stick to uber whenever possible though unless i walk out and a cab is right there
 
Seriously man, it's crazy. I remember the first time I went out there and the buffets was a big thing on my to do list. That's one of the things you always hear about Vegas, it's just so much food all you can eat for a great price. Shit, some of them are like $50-60 at the big casinos. I'll go to a steakhouse before I do that. Outta the half dozen trips I've made I think I've done maybe 3 buffets and none were worth the price. Glorified catering food.
I've only been to the Bellagio and Caesars palace buffets and they are way better than catering food lol.

I'll take those buffets over a $50 steak and potato any day.
 
Is it normal for cabs in LV to be really mad when taking travelers between hotels, this was probably a $10 ride each time? Has happened both times I got in a cab, one guy was swearing the entire time, Tourettes-like almost, real fucking awkward, since I was with my GF. While the second time a female cabbie was telling me to walk instead as she doesn't want to drive such a short distance, to which i said no, and she took me.

I know cab drivers can be assholes, and they're dogshit where I live, but this was the first time I've experienced this.
Yes in my experiences. Especially downtown. They will flat out refuse to take you from casino to casino. Uber and Lyft are the way to go
 
I walk the street either really early in the morning or late at night when it cools off a little. Going to be triple digits the whole stay.

I might just go to the range. Will definitely place some bets on fights. Last time I didn't for some reason.
Same for me when I went on 4th of July a few years ago. Lowest it got was like 96 at night lol. I live in the 90% humidity May-September South so I thought I was prepared. I ain’t buying that “but it’s a dry heat” crap. It’s just as miserable.
 
I've only been to the Bellagio and Caesars palace buffets and they are way better than catering food lol.

I'll take those buffets over a $50 steak and potato any day.

Those are the two I plan on going to if I hit the buffet.

I went to the one at Treasure Island last time. It was actually pretty good. Had some of the best vegetarian food I'd ever had. Less expensive, too.
 
I suspect most here want the answer to "Who to do in Las Vegas?" as in which particular high priced ho.
 
Yes in my experiences. Especially downtown. They will flat out refuse to take you from casino to casino. Uber and Lyft are the way to go

i've never had any problems, i stick to uber whenever possible though unless i walk out and a cab is right there

Copy that, yes this was before either of these platforms were a thing there, or maybe even at all.
 
Copy that, yes this was before either of these platforms were a thing there, or maybe even at all.
Every casino has an Uber pickup/drop off point now so it's just as easy as a cab
 
I suspect most here want the answer to "Who to do in Las Vegas?" as in which particular high priced ho.

Nah, I'm not paying for for a high priced ho with my own money. But if I were to come up a few stacks, wouldn't mind spending it for some trim.
 
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