What To Do In Las Vegas (Updated)

Eh, Chico. This guy knows whats up.

Eat at Aria and City Center

Buffet at Aria and Caesar's

Gamble at Aria, Mandalay, and Planet Hollywood

Broke gamble at Monte Carlo

Poker at Aria and Venetian

Sportsbook at Aria and MGM

Sports Bar at Blondie's in Planet Hollywood Miracle Mile

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I plan on going to the Mandalay Bay and Planet Hollywood this time because I missed both

I know to broke gamble at the Monte Carlo lol

One of my guy's doesn't want to go to the UFC so I'll tell him to reserve a spot at Blondie's to watch the fights

Thanks dude!
 
Tables at planet Hollywood are always pretty friendly to me. The buffet in caesars palace is GOAT imo, old homestead in Caesar’s has great steak, the Anthony cools show at Paris is pretty funny. The possibilities are endless my friend.

If you like beer pong O’Shea’s is pretty fun. You can always walk down Fremont but I prefer the strip when I visit.
 
Get drunk and fuck horny milfs. Stay away from girls unless they number three or more in a group. One or two and they are hookers for sure. Look for bachelorette party's those girls are always horny. Find out what time thunder down under gets out and be at coyote ugly afterwards. The ladies will be horny. Don't go to any country music concerts in Vegas.
 
I'm going back to Vegas next month for UFC 226. I've been there only once and it was for UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen II (so many Brazilians in the MGM Arena I thought we were at a soccer match) I had a pretty damn good time considering I was by myself. This time, my little Asian homies are coming with me and neither have been to Vegas. We're staying at the Stratosphere. I stayed at the Aria last time. Expensive but the room was off the hook! Great location, too.

So come on fellas who have been to Sin City:

What bars do we hit up?

What buffet should we would go to? (I went to the Treasure Island buffet last time)

What casinos would you recommend?

Any other buggery we should look into?

Overall it really depends on what you guys like to do and your budget.

Bars: I have no clue these days. You could reserarch the best clubs, bars, pool lounges in Vegas, but again it comes down to budget and expectations. Harder to get in free with all sausages, but some places you could possibly get on the guest list. Usually you need at least 1:1 male/female ratio unless you are a high roller.

Buffet: Bacchanal at Caesars is up there (although last time I went I wasn't impressed and I ate there at least 4-5 times). You also can't go wrong with places like Bellagio or Wynn. Wicked Spoon in Cosmo is also different, yet pretty good too. I recommend choose one and go early, but check out restaurants instead for the rest of your stay. Vegas has some of the best in the world.

Casinos: Depends on what you want to do. If your a gambler it can depend on what type of gambler you are. Personally I rather play tables at your smaller casino's (in the outskirts or downtown) since I don't bet big and they are usually not as crowded and you typically get better odds. The only thing I like about playing tables on the strip is that they usually have better air ventilation and it's right in the action. Luckily I'm not too cheap and I'm down to play $15 or $25 blackjack hands and $25 pai gow hands. Almost every casino has $15 blackjack tables, even at peak hours. Now if you want to just see beautiful casions then just go up and down the strip. Cosmo to Aria (City Center) to Bellagio to Caesars. Cross the street to High Roller area, Venetian to Palazzo to Wynn to Encore or vice versa. If you guys plan to drive you can park at TI, Venetian or Palazzo for free. I notice a lot of fighters stay at various MGM resorts. I was there during the Ferg/Lee event and I met both Ferg and Rumble at the same spot by the elevators at the Mirage on two separate ocassions.

Other: If you guys want to get away from the action and see some nature then maybe check out Red Rock Canyon, Valley of Fire. Hoover Dam/Lake Mead are also good choices. There are some nice boat parties out in the lake. Rent a party boat and have some fun. If you're down to go farther you could venture about 2.5 hours to Death Valley (although not smart in the summer). At night if you don't mind it being a little ghetto, downtown on Fremont Street is always action packed with a lot of interesting people out there. For shopping I like their outlets for some reason, even though I have a nice one close to where I live. Outdoor is better then the indoor one, but it can get hot AF.
 
What's wrong with the Stratosphere?
Never stayed there but the place is probably a dump. You also never want to stay at a hotel past Encore. You're basically in the old part of the strip which sucks.

I stayed at the Stratosphere in 2009. It's definitely not a dump like Circus Circus, but it isn't a 4 star hotel either. It's also kind of far from most of the cooler stuff going on in Vegas, which is fine if you intend on ubering everywhere. There are night clubs and a mall up in the top of the Stratosphere, but I never tried the night clubs when I was there, so I can't speak to those. The restaurants at Stratosphere are pretty average (nothing special). If you like rides, the rides on top of the Stratosphere are pretty cool, but they will freak you out if you're afraid of heights.
 
I live in Vegas. Come fight me IRL

:meow:

Stratosphere is in a shit area but it's cheap. Two tourist got murdered at circus circus a few weeks ago so be glad you're not there.
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I'm going back to Vegas next month for UFC 226. I've been there only once and it was for UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen II (so many Brazilians in the MGM Arena I thought we were at a soccer match) I had a pretty damn good time considering I was by myself. This time, my little Asian homies are coming with me and neither have been to Vegas. We're staying at the Stratosphere. I stayed at the Aria last time. Expensive but the room was off the hook! Great location, too.

So come on fellas who have been to Sin City:

What bars do we hit up?

What buffet should we would go to? (I went to the Treasure Island buffet last time)

What casinos would you recommend?

Any other buggery we should look into?
Ever wanted to shoot machine guns? The Gun Store in Vegas is a blast. Pun intended.
 
I stayed at the Stratosphere in 2009. It's definitely not a dump like Circus Circus, but it isn't a 4 star hotel either. It's also kind of far from most of the cooler stuff going on in Vegas, which is fine if you intend on ubering everywhere. There are night clubs and a mall up in the top of the Stratosphere, but I never tried the night clubs when I was there, so I can't speak to those. The restaurants at Stratosphere are pretty average (nothing special). If you like rides, the rides on top of the Stratosphere are pretty cool, but they will freak you out if you're afraid of heights.
I just take the deuce down the strip it will take you all over the strip to freemont in minutes.
 
I don't recall it going all the way to Stratosphere in 2009.
it goes from freemont all the way to the outlets way past the strip,past the las vegas sign. iirc it goes right past the stratosphere I didn't go to the stratosphere but I could see it from the bus on las vegas blvd.
 
I plan on going to the Mandalay Bay and Planet Hollywood this time because I missed both

I know to broke gamble at the Monte Carlo lol

One of my guy's doesn't want to go to the UFC so I'll tell him to reserve a spot at Blondie's to watch the fights

Thanks dude!
there is no such thing as the monte carlo anymore
 
Dont do the Bachanal Buffet in Caesars though. They dont have lobster, not even tails.

I actually like Bacchanal. It's probably my favorite Vegas buffet. I've had lobster bisque there before. I've heard they sometimes have other lobster items, like lobster rolls, but I've never seen them. Granted, I've only been maybe 5 times.

If you want lobster, there's Sterling Brunch. Lobster, caviar, prime rib, crab, all you can drink Champagne -- can't go wrong with that.
 
The mall across from the Wynne/Encore has an Orange Julius. At least it did in 2011. I hope it's still there. I hadn't had an Orange Julius in probably 20 years.
There used to be one near where I worked in a food court in Boston. It was one of the few standalone locations left, IIRC. However, they have them inside a lot of Dairy Queens anyway. There's one inside a Dairy Queen which is within walking distance of where I live now.
 
Golf by day.... hookers and blow by night.



ALL DAY.
 
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