What To Do In Las Vegas (Updated)

Another trick I just thought of that they do is serving small potions. I think the idea is that you will take a small portion of steak, maybe some veggies, and other cheap shit, eat slowly, and only make a handful of trips back to the buffet and thus only eating a few steaks. The trick is to take a bunch of meat each time. Fuck taking only 1 steak or 1 lobster at a time. Make a giant steak pyramid. Eat as fast as you can. Eat until you are about to puke. Last time I went, I wasn't hardly able to leave the restaurant because I was so miserably full. After I got outside, I had to lie down for a while before I could make it back to my hotel. Play to win.
 
Lubaolong said:
Another trick I just thought of that they do is serving small potions. I think the idea is that you will take a small portion of steak, maybe some veggies, and other cheap shit, eat slowly, and only make a handful of trips back to the buffet and thus only eating a few steaks. The trick is to take a bunch of meat each time. Fuck taking only 1 steak or 1 lobster at a time. Make a giant steak pyramid. Eat as fast as you can. Eat until you are about to puke. Last time I went, I wasn't hardly able to leave the restaurant because I was so miserably full. After I got outside, I had to lie down for a while before I could make it back to my hotel. Play to win.
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This is both funny and pathetic.

But I still respect what you did
 
How are the restaurants off the strip?
I'm not talking about the Downtown/Fremont area.
I'm talking about the neighborhood restaurants for locals.

I'm thinking about renting a vehicle and seeing the "other side" of Vegas.
I wanna know what's out there.
 
I personally prefer the trashiness of Old Vegas, there is something always going on down there on the street. I usually spend most of the time playing blackjack at the $5 tables in Binions getting shitfaced. (Yea I'm poor) The Strip is fun the first time you go but is really just a tourist trap and traffic is just a huge mess down there at night. All the buffets were super overrated, especially Caeser's Palace, the crab legs were terrible. Don't waste your money there. Actually just stay away from Caeser's Palace, that place just plain sucks.
 
Brother Numsi said:
I'm going back to Vegas next month for UFC 226. I've been there only once and it was for UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen II (so many Brazilians in the MGM Arena I thought we were at a soccer match) I had a pretty damn good time considering I was by myself. This time, my little Asian homies are coming with me and neither have been to Vegas. We're staying at the Stratosphere. I stayed at the Aria last time. Expensive but the room was off the hook! Great location, too.

So come on fellas who have been to Sin City:

What bars do we hit up?

What buffet should we would go to? (I went to the Treasure Island buffet last time)

What casinos would you recommend?

Any other buggery we should look into?
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never been to states but i would go to EDM night clubs and likely man shows in Vegas especially in summer.
 
Lubaolong said:
Another trick I just thought of that they do is serving small potions. I think the idea is that you will take a small portion of steak, maybe some veggies, and other cheap shit, eat slowly, and only make a handful of trips back to the buffet and thus only eating a few steaks. The trick is to take a bunch of meat each time. Fuck taking only 1 steak or 1 lobster at a time. Make a giant steak pyramid. Eat as fast as you can. Eat until you are about to puke. Last time I went, I wasn't hardly able to leave the restaurant because I was so miserably full. After I got outside, I had to lie down for a while before I could make it back to my hotel. Play to win.
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Sorry to say but this sounds very cheap....

And fat
 
Lubaolong said:
Another trick I just thought of that they do is serving small potions. I think the idea is that you will take a small portion of steak, maybe some veggies, and other cheap shit, eat slowly, and only make a handful of trips back to the buffet and thus only eating a few steaks. The trick is to take a bunch of meat each time. Fuck taking only 1 steak or 1 lobster at a time. Make a giant steak pyramid. Eat as fast as you can. Eat until you are about to puke. Last time I went, I wasn't hardly able to leave the restaurant because I was so miserably full. After I got outside, I had to lie down for a while before I could make it back to my hotel. Play to win.
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Brazilian steak houses try this trick too when they invite you to “enjoy” their massive salad bar before meats come. I’m no amateur, I flip that card to green immediately.
 
Lubaolong said:
Spending $90 on a brunch sounds very cheap? What can I say? If I go to a pricey buffet, I want my money’s worth.
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Maybe if 90 dollars is to much for you, I think you should go to a cheaper buffet. Eating so much that you have to lie down afterwards just sounds stupid to me.

But maybe it a curtural thing and I am not American (and by the look of it most of you seem to have you the same "food attitude" as you) ;-)
 
My2Cents said:
Maybe if 90 dollars is to much for you, I think you should go to a cheaper buffet. Eating so much that you have to lie down afterwards just sounds stupid to me.

But maybe it a curtural thing and I am not American (and by the look of it most of you seem to have you the same "food attitude" as you) ;-)
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Haha it’s not too much. I make more than 10 regular Sherdoggers. Being frugal is just another way of being a good businessman. Or maybe it’s a fat American culture thing.
 
When guys start asking for buffet and food tips for Vegas you know he is going to the wrong city.
 
rocketskates said:
Brazilian steak houses try this trick too when they invite you to “enjoy” their massive salad bar before meats come. I’m no amateur, I flip that card to green immediately.
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thats part of the game, even in Brazil thats done, they give you all the cheap meat first. Just leave the thing on red and tell the waiter the cuts you want.
 
Lubaolong said:
Haha it’s not too much. I make more than 10 regular Sherdoggers. Being frugal is just another way of being a good businessman. Or maybe it’s a fat American culture thing.
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Most sherdogers are broke or teenagers you make shit
 
rocketskates said:
Brazilian steak houses try this trick too when they invite you to “enjoy” their massive salad bar before meats come. I’m no amateur, I flip that card to green immediately.
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Same here mang

Although, I do eat a little salad to get my stomach ready
 
UPDATE:

So yeah I'm still going to Vegas as far as I know for UFC 226 and maybe a little drunken mayhem. I have a good idea of what me and the crew might get into. Thanks for all y'alls input.

Anyone have any crazy/funny stories about their trips to Vegas?
 
Lets give this thread a bump to see if any sherdoggers are getting into debauchery this weekend.

I myself have 8 molly and 2 grams of blow for a 4 day weekend with my GF, should be a great time. I have done this for the last 2 years and used to do it on memorial day before that.
 
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