What to do in Warsaw, Poland?

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  1. YoungBoyd

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    Staying here for a couple of days.
     
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    Hookers and blow. Inshallah.
     
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    Tell polak jokes to everyone you see. If they get offended remind them that they’re Polish and probably not smart enough to get the joke.
     
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    Women. I worked a couple of contracts there. The most beautiful women...unreal. Tall, slender, model features. Oh, and blow.
     
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    Join a far right rally. Shave your head. Talk about being top ufc fighter. Eat cabbage or whatever shit they have. Change your name to Ziggy. Be all supportive of a failed ideology which despises you and used your ancestors as cattle then murdered them. Become a taxi driver. Wear a string west. Have a shit car from the 70s. Live in a concrete box with no electricity and a wife with a Freddy Mercury moustache. Cleveland basically.
     
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    Man, you can always rely on sherdog for funny, but useless advice. Lmao.

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    No blow. No hookers. Beautiful women and beer sounds great.
     
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    Firstly, do not expect spring temperature. Winter is holding on strong so within next week you can expect from +2 to - 7 degrees Celsius. This definitely limits your women meeting opportunities outside. For parties go to Mazowiecka Street - plenty of clubs next to each other. Visit kufleikapsle.pl for multitap beer experience. Check https://www.facebook.com/ludna2/ for best vodka shots + great food. Use Uber or Taxify not the traditional taxis. Better yet use public transport which is very affordable and well organised. There is really a lot do do in Warsaw so you would need to specify what you would like to do.
     
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    I heard great things about their warm beer.
     
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    Beware of Russia.
     
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    Some kind of beer that is supposed to be drinked warm? I will ask around.
     
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    Go to the prison camps.
     
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    Dat av tho
     
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    Get in a fight with nationalists.

    It like when you go to Egypt you want to insult them and spit at them. You will have time you never forget.
     
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    Sadly for TS, she is not in Poland.
     
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    I’d pole her land
     
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    Watch out for ze Germans
     
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