I don't shave my taint! You got to control the jungle though, otherwise Jane isn't going to want to suck on Tarzan's nuts. I do, however use my clippers. See, I use a #5, #4, and #3 guard to do a fade down my head.I use the #2 guard for my beard and the edges. As far as taking care of my nuts and taint, I generally do the following.... 1. Wash thoroughly. I don't mind using my hair trimmers on my pubes so long as there's no pussy/cum/gooch sweat getting all over the clipper head. So I wash and dry really good first. I don't want to smell my clippers later. 2. Clean regular trimmer with alcohol wipes. Got to be sanitary! 3. Use the clippers with no guard to trim the edges. Everything from the leg crease over and around the shaft of my ding-a-ling gets removed. I carefully trim completely down my gooch hairs from as close to the taint as possible and back up to the ballsack. If you're not careful, you'll nick yourself. 4. Take my #3 guard and hit the pube field. 5. Carefully stretch out my ballsack and trim down any hairs with no clipper guard. Got to be really careful not to get a sack wrinkle caught up in the blades. Hey.... You asked! Want to know how I manage any other number of gross tasks in life? You can find the Dovo Bergischer Lowe with the buffalo horn handle running for around $300. I've seen a few sketchy websites selling them for like $240, but they could easily be counterfeit or some scam. I paid right around $450, but it was a package that came with a nice strop, foam brush, foam, hand towel, aftershave lotion, and a travel case. Of course shipping/handling was a nice penny of that. Seriously though, I love the Dovo and consider it well worth the investment. The handle on the Lowe is this beautiful light blonde color. It has perfect balance and a nice texture for grip. The blade is flawless and super sharp. The entire razor from blade tip down to the handle really is just a total work of art. No two are the same and the quality is really top notch. I'm a huge fan of buying things once and having them for life. This is one of those things for me. Hopefully one day I'll pass it down to my son and I can teach him to shave with some class. And seriously you say 'only' like that's still not an insane amount of money for a simple straight razor! If your Dovo is anything like mine then it's probably amazing. In fact I really love the color of yours if that's what yours looks like. Seriously, I could talk about razors and beards all night! I love my beard and taking care of it. I'm by no means a beard hipster or anything, I literally just have a cleaned up 5 day shadow, but I think it's something all men should have it they can. There's something about having a beard that just makes me feel like a man. Occasionally I'll fuck up the lines and have to trim it off all the way and I feel like a little child.