What's the most expired thing you've ever eaten?

[Clippy]

I found a bag of Spicey naucho cheese doritos in the crawl space and it expires over a month ago

Still good

 

[Curmudgeon]

One night, in the morgue....

 

[ralphc1]

I've eaten canned products years after their expiration date.

 

[Clippy]

I've eaten canned products years after their expiration date.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

3 Quaaludes that were about 20 years expired. no regrets.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Some chocolate. Was about a year past date.

It was supposed to be a packet of brown chocolate buttons but it was white and had formed into one solid mass.

Still tasted more or less the same tho

 

[Clippy]

Some chocolate. Was about a year past date.

It was supposed to be a packet of brown chocolate buttons but it was white and had formed into one solid mass.

Still tasted more or less the same tho

I recently ate a package of melted gummy bears

They were one colourful blob

good times

left em in my car

 

[Falconkick]

A friend of mine once drank a Vodka Mudshake that was 6 and 1/2 years past the expiry date LOL we always crack up bringing that one up when we talk old times.

 

[Cajun]

I've eaten canned products years after their expiration date.

Yeah I dont care about expiration dates on most stuff. There are certain rules about texture and smell and thats what I go by

 

[ThinkGreen]

Month old milk. Was good

 

[MMA since 1993]

5 day old pizza.

It was still good-ish

Made sandwiches with moldy bread, just cut off the moldy parts. Toast the bread and the heat kills any germs. At least that was my logic at the time.

 

[Fraz]

Some of you are goddamn savages. My limit is 2-3 days past the expiry date.

 

[Loiosh]

I once ate an expired catfish.

No idea how old it was.

 

[Loiosh]

Expiry dates are most often meaningless.

 

[Clippy]

Expiry dates are most often meaningless.

I always wondered if expiray dates were a scam by big business to keep selling new food

I had a bottle of water that expired?

I drank half it before midnight and then it turned black

 

[Loiosh]

I always wondered if expiray dates were a scam by big business to keep selling new food

I had a bottle of water that expired?

I drank half it before midnight and then it turned black

They are.

They’re largely unregulated and lean heavily on being premature.

Pro tip: You can keep water fresh indefinitely if you float a dead catfish in it.

 

[Tone C]

I've eaten canned products years after their expiration date.

Snap.

Things like honey or with loads of sugar in tend to last ages...like chocolate..

 

[Nesruk]

Today I ate ice cream that expired 2,5 years ago and was still good and I also ate chocolate that expired 3.5 years ago today, also good. I never get around to eating candy and stuff I buy xD

 

[Revolver]

Lmao @ poor people itt bragging about eating old food.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

5 day old pizza.

It was still good-ish

7 days

It was not very good.

(Although, in fairness, it was original recipe Domino's, so it wasn't very good, even when it was fresh.)