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I drive past the bar every day and my gf don’t get me no macadamia tetra packs.I have two Macedonian tetradrachm's with Philip II on em (father of Alexander the Great). GF had them fastened into cufflinks when I passed the bar because I'm a military history nerd. So, 2,400 years old.
Beat that bitches.
I keep a roll of quarters in my butt hole for emergencies
Nobody can stick anything in your ass if you already have something in your ass
Ha! Like a big dick!
Gotteeeeeeeeem!!
Nobody can stick anything in your ass if you already have something in your ass