The guy who owned my local grocery store sold dodgy vhs tapes. A few days after UFC1, we heard about it in the news and strolled down to his store to pick up a copy. Unfortunately, he had never heard of it.
Fast forward to UFC2, we take the same stroll to the same shop, to be met with a smiling store owner with a UFC1+UFC2 double feature vhs. My lust for violence had finally been fulfilled.
A few years later, i got into a brawl right outside his store with a giant 'tough guy' who had just been thrown out for shoplifting. He barged into me, didn't mind his manners, and i knocked him down more times than he got back up. I told him never to come back.
The shop owner gave me free ufc vhs tapes for years after that. Apparently the guy had been stealing from him for months, but after that he never came back.
It's the circle of life.