When watching fights..

[Nurse Joy]

Around people who don't know anything about fighting..

What is the funniest thing you've heard the "mainstream" casual fight fan say during a fight?

Me: last sat watching UFC in a pub. Guy next to me starts yelling "oh that guillotine is tight!!". I didn't have the heart to tell him "that's actually a poorly applied rear naked choke that will be easily esc...oh and he's out!!" Bit my tongue and sat amused.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Still not as embarrassing as this thread

 

[faustian]

One time I was watching a Jake the Snake Roberts fight and a dude next to me was like "Oh snap son he's gonna piledrive him!!" and I was all "No you idiot that's a DDT not a piledriver" and I stormed out of the pub and keyed the guy's car

 

[jrams]

"Once in a lifetime doesn't apply to Ronda Rousey. It's once EVER in human history."

 

[Graves The Elder]