When You Catch a Woman Checking You Out

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I know this is Sherdog, where every swinging dick is at least 6'2, has 4 percent body fat, and has 24/7 unlimited trim on speed dial. But I mean, have you ever caught a girl sizing you up by surprise?

I remember in my history class a few years ago, I was talking to the class about an assigned reading over the weekend. I had a little back a forth with my history teacher that made everybody laugh towards the end. As I go to sit down, it was this one blonde chick in the front row who I had seen before obviously but we never really spoke to each other. We made eye contact as I passed her and she kind of had a little smile on her face. Then her eyes dropped down right to my crotch and she continues looking as I walk by still smiling. Took me by complete surprise because she seemed like such a shy chick who had no interest in me at all. But the eyes don't lie.

Another time, I was out with my roommate, his girl, and her co-workers at this Irish bar. My roommate was talking to a guy who worked security there and the rest of us were outside drinking and talking. My roommate's girlfriend was standing a few feet away from me while I was sitting down and looking at something. I turned my head to look at her for a second and she was staring right at me. Now, me and her were pretty good friends and would sometimes make faces at each other and what not. I turned away for a sec and then turned back to her and she was still giving me the same look. It was one of those looks you get when you make eye contact with a girl at a party or bar when you guys are both feeling each other. But I wasn't entirely sure what her motives were, so I asked her to give me a kiss and she did it without even hesitating. I knew I was in trouble. LOL
 
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Don't do the roomates girl.

Drama of the highest order you don't need
 
I would merely smile at her... and if she asked for my phone number I would say to live life as a man is to live life on the defense.
 
Happens to me a lot at restaurants, I usually act like I don't notice, which turns them on more. Women Love a Challenge.
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It's nice when you catch them, and they try to play it off.
 
when I see a woman checking me out, I get disgusted. She should keep her eyes to herself
 
Don't do the roomates girl.

Drama of the highest order you don't need

This I know. And I did not. Kind of wish I did at times because she was pretty tight but that would have been some bad karma
 
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Demonstrate an axe kick then do a double bicep pose to impress her
 
Rather than reliving real moments in life we’re now reliving looks we think we got?

You probably had your fly unzipped, toilet paper stuck to you, or menstruated on your pants but didn’t notice.

“Yeah dude, I totally could’ve had her cause she looked at me. But didn’t act on it.“
 
Rather than reliving real moments in life we’re now reliving looks we think we got?

You probably had your fly unzipped, toilet paper stuck to you, or menstruated on your pants but didn’t notice.

“Yeah dude, I totally could’ve had her cause she looked at me. But didn’t act on it.“

Fair game lol. Women tend to be way more discreet when checking out men so catching a woman openly checking you out can be a rare occurrence especially when you had no idea she was into you.
 
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Rather than reliving real moments in life we’re now reliving looks we think we got?

You probably had your fly unzipped, toilet paper stuck to you, or menstruated on your pants but didn’t notice.

“Yeah dude, I totally could’ve had her cause she looked at me. But didn’t act on it.“
This man is making some good points.

How long does this last? "This hot girl checked me out like 3 years. Couldve banged but didn't"
 
When I catch a woman checking me out I usually break the ice by asking her about her leg braces.
 
This man is making some good points.

How long does this last? "This hot girl checked me out like 3 years. Couldve banged but didn't"

Wasn't talking about banging anyone. I was more shocked than anything

I remember taking a picture of a friend back in the day when we were at this party. When we looked at the photo we noticed this bad ass brunette checking him out in the background. We were both like "Damn! How did we both miss that?' and kind of laughed about it. But yeah, I get what you're saying.
 
flex my kegels and make little nogoodnamesleft jump a few times, usually a crowd favorite.
 
Ah yes the old sneak peek.

It's always the same look too. They want to be caught peeking.

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To be honest I don't think these women are ball gazers. There's an expectation of women not to be slattern's so that look down south is them being demure.
 
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