Which fighter would you pick to win a no rules MMA about?

[Guld]

I don't know if he would be my #1 pick, but I have a feeling Palhares might do surprisingly well.

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Mark Kerr

 

[Cozytoesflava]

Prime Brock...

STFU

 

[mudrubble]

Karate Hottie vs me. She would win. From the bottom.

EDIT: "No rules" means I can rip off her clothes and she's got to lay there squirming and fighting back but it's all in good sport. This is two athletes competing and she is fully consenting to this no rules match. Squirming and sweating underneath me.

I don't know the names of enough relatively attractive WMMA fighters.

Who else should I match up against??

 

[NobodyNothing]

No rules, I'd go with
Alexander Emelianenko!!!!

 

[Cozytoesflava]

Fucking noobs

 

[jabelar]

Bas Rutten

 

[pick999]

Gilbert Yvel

 

[mudrubble]

What about Fedor with 51 hired Russian goons, three equipment dollies, 5 trash cans and two traffic dividers?

Nobody throws the fkn hand truck like Conoor. Sorry. Fedor is sol...

 

[Joe Rogan's Kettlebell]

Rory Macdonald

 

[mudrubble]

Gilbert Yvel

But in this match his opponent could ALSO use these weapons against him. I wonder how he'd do in that situation. You need to pick someone who's seen hand to hand combat in a life and death situation. And not a sniper like Kennedy. I mean a hand to hand guy.

Who? One of the Russians must have been a real life commando, no?

Who?

 

[Kneeuinthenutz]

No Rules fighting would evolve into a carefully crafted scientific approach to see who could grab or hit their opponent in the genitals first....

 

[Homervanderjaz]

Is juicing allowed as well?

Yeh why not

 

[welcometohavoc]

Everything is allowed and it can be any fighter past or present. Who would you pick?

I remember having this convo with a mate and he said Ken Shamrock would be up there as he use to have moves that were banned over time....

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Probably one of the Diaz bros. The usually only lose because of time constraints

 

[trident]

There is only one answer here and it's Mark Coleman

 

[NotA CleverName]

this crazy fuck

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Karate Hottie vs me. She would win. From the bottom.

EDIT: "No rules" means I can rip off her clothes and she's got to lay there squirming and fighting back but it's all in good sport. This is two athletes competing and she is fully consenting to this no rules match. Squirming and sweating underneath me.

I don't know the names of enough relatively attractive WMMA fighters.

Who else should I match up against??

This post is creepy and rapey wtf bro