Which UFC fighter would you like to have over to your house and make a nice home cooked meal for?

[quantiqus]

 

[Thesnake101]

He will probably help you make the bread. And, after that, it would probably be a long night of sweet anal sex... with or without your permission.

Only if you let him get a hold of your passport.

 

[Staph infection]

I would have DC over and would make a nice turkey dinner, stuffing, mashed potatoes - would be great - Big fan of DC would love to hang out with him.

Who would you pick and what would you make?

No true DC fan would invite him over and not serve fried chicken.

 

[lifelessheap]

Yeah, no reason to cook when you can just eat a face full of dat'

 

[BoD 2.0]

Karate Hottie, and I'd eat sushi and do blow off of her naked body.

 

[Smok3r]

Meisha Tate for some pie..

Pregnancy pie is THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smok3r]

Jones, Perry, Krazy Horse, and Covington.

What could possibly go wrong!?

 

[Smok3r]

Don't worry fellas, I would consume tons of fruits, mainly citrus and pineapple whilst being well hydrated that she may find particular enjoyment from my endless "offerings".
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If her face looks that bad WITH makeup, picture it without.

 

[Laza cds mma]

Probably Conor.

If I get lucky he gets totally coked up and somehow forgets that he took his watch off.

Once he leaves I now have a $15k watch. I sell it and buy a used 2002 Toyota Tacoma.

I think i heard him say in some interview that his watch is worth 200 000 $

Even better for you.

 

[The Big Bang]

If her face looks that bad WITH makeup, picture it without.

Yeah...

Her makeup is the first thing I consider when she comes to mind.

SMH

 

[acannxr]

 

[Smok3r]

Yeah...

Her makeup is the first thing I consider when she comes to mind.

SMH

I guess if you've grown accustomed to porking 4's and below...

 

[fishNjits]

Weight Cut Ronda

Breakfast

 

[Vil7]

DC would ate all the dinner and you would starve.
Jones would steal your baby powder, hoping it is coke.
GSP would tell you that he is not impressed by your cooking.
Conor would make you feel poor.
Stipe would turn off the fire if you forget to turn off the oven.


Seriously: I would probably choose Carlos Condit. I always liked the guy.
Ribs, baked potatoes, wine, sativa, crepes for desert!

Because, let's be real, if a sherdogger is going to fuck PVZ is not going to be with his cooking.



It really depends what do you put in the food.



Plus, you prove that you are not a racist and you have nothing against the black community.

Condit would start too conservative & slow during the first 2 courses but win the dessert round. Then he would complain that he would have won if it was a 5 course meal.

 

[MMAcolyte]

Veronica Macedo. I'd research some classic Venezuelan dishes and do my best.

 

[Fergelmince]

Yeah, no reason to cook when you can just eat a face full of dat'

 

[kazam]

Miesha Tate obviously

 

[kazam]

Excluding women

I can tell who id never have over for dinner.... and thats mike perry.

That dude looks like the kind of person who would take their shoes off and put his feet right on the table, make a mess while you are not looking and sweep it under the rug or something

and steal your T.V

 

[bobafett]

Id just bring Krazy Horse to a Dennys at 4 in the morning and watch the magic happen.

 

[BBMN]

I think i heard him say in some interview that his watch is worth 200 000 $

Well damn. I figure I can get the Tacoma. And a small house.