Which will win these animal vs animal fights

[peytonlucy]

1. polar bear. cold weather training prevents it from fearing the reptiles cold blooded nature. runs through canaconda

2. anaconda. while it may not be able to choke the rhino, it will make demeaning remarks about the rhinos weight driving hi to take to many sleeping pills and get behind the wheel.

3. salt water croc by UD. some komodo fans will claim robbery.

4. Crocodile vis surprising submission it wile like Big Nog vs Sapp with the whale coming on strong early but getting caught by the technically more proficient crocodile.

5. Killer whale. he takes the komodo deeper then it is has ever been before and breaks under the pressure. Killer whale calls out crocodile for rematch after the fight.

6. Canaconda has his moments but gets battered. around the 8th round K Dub starts huffing and puffing. draw

Which animal pokes the other in the eye by not keeping a closed fist?
Is an anaconda always considered grounded?
Does the killer whale need to be called an "orca" to avoid John McCain's references to non-human cock fighting?

 

[zapataxiv]

Which animal pokes the other in the eye by not keeping a closed fist?
Is an anaconda always considered grounded?
Does the killer whale need to be called an "orca" to avoid John McCain's references to non-human cock fighting?

bro thats komodo's mo he's like a mini chuck liddell when it comes to thumbs in the eye.

unfortunatley yes Canaconda suffers from Aoki syndrome he benefits and milks the unified rule system.

well to be fair killer whale's name is Januakizycs " K Dub" Orcaowski

 

[scorpipede]

So? The question was Polar Bear vs Anaconda. I'd pick Grizzly Bear over just about anything.

Also, did you know Polar Bears and Grizzlies can mate? Its called a Grolar Bear!

Or a pizzly bear depending on which one is the male and which one is the female.


I'm stuck on the anaconda v bear but the croc wins and the killer whale not only kills mostly anything it wants but it has fun while it does so.

If the anaconda is compelled to fight it could be fast enough to wrap around the bear quick enough. If it's hunting I think the surprise attack gets it the choke victory under Pride rules.

 

[Zanatos333]

I would go with:
Bear
Rhino
Croc
Whale
Whale
Whale

Killer whales are in an entirely different class than almost any other animal. 8000 to 12000lbs for the males. At least 4x times the size of a croc.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Conor beats them all at the same time

 

[scorpipede]

I would go with:
Bear
Rhino
Croc
Whale
Whale
Whale

Killer whales are in an entirely different class than almost any other animal. 8000 to 12000lbs for the males. At least 4x times the size of a croc.

And very intelligent. There's footage of them using trash to hunt crustaceans that they couldn't otherwise reach.

 

[zapataxiv]

Conor beats them all at the same time

damn then imagine what money would do, guy carried Connor for a whole fight and ate all his shots like they were nothing.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

damn then imagine what money would do, guy carried Connor for a whole fight and ate all his shots like they were nothing.

This is the post of a person who needs to stay after school to learn what “sarcasm” is

 

[zapataxiv]

This is the post of a person who needs to stay after school to learn what “sarcasm” is

shit! jokes on you partna! I majored in theoretical sarcasm and did extensive post graduate research in post medieval molecular sarcasm.

 

[KoreanZawmbie]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

1. Bear even a small black bear would annihilate an anaconda

2. Rhino would stomp the snake

3. SW Croc would kill the komodo

4. Killer whale, by destruction

5. Killer whale eats it like a dorito chip

6. Killer whale eats it like a twizler

 

[Arcturus]

1. Polar Bear
2. Rhino
3. Salwater Croc
4. Killer Whale
5. Now you're just being silly
6. again, being silly.

 

[Lovestorm]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

Bear
Rhino
Croc
Whale
Whale
Whale

 

[JBM150]

Thinly veiled reptile hate thread

 

[Headkicktoleg]

How would a peach fare against an eggplant

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

I would go with:
Bear
Rhino
Croc
Whale
Whale
Whale

Killer whales are in an entirely different class than almost any other animal. 8000 to 12000lbs for the males. At least 4x times the size of a croc.

This

 

[SammyPops]

OP needs weight classes. Too many one sided fights based on size.

 

[Fungoose]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

Polar Bear. Exceptionally large, slow heartbeat. Bears are a long time dying.

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

Rhinoceros. To be sure. Big constrictor has a better shot at the bear.

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

Crocodile.

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

Orca, without question.

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

Again, Orca with ease.

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

Orca retires undefeated.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

What's up with you and anacondas?

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Which will win these animal vs animal fights?

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda?

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water

all terrible one sided fights and whichever commission approved them should be disbanded.

Bear in literally one hit.

Rhino in literally one step and/or one horn impalement.

Komodo teeth to small to even pierce the leather and half the size. Croc in one bite.

Killer whale would toss all 3 around like a rag doll and kill whenever it pleases.

 

[BullyKiller]

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda? Bear

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros. Rhino

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile. Croc

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water. Whale. Croc needs air and will surface. Once it does that, the whale will attack from beneath.

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water. Whale. Same reason.

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water. Whale.