Which will win these animal vs animal fights

[mushishi]

I have a friend who used to be obsessed with questions like these.

What were his conclusions?

 

[IloveTHIS]

The answer to every single one of these is blatantly obvious breh...

 

[rj144]

Killer whale would smoke anything in the water and it wouldn't be close. They hunt Great Whites for fun.

 

[is normal]

So? The question was Polar Bear vs Anaconda. I'd pick Grizzly Bear over just about anything.

Also, did you know Polar Bears and Grizzlies can mate? Its called a Grolar Bear!

I googled grolar bear and what pops up? Pizzly.

 

[rj144]

I googled grolar bear and what pops up? Pizzly.

"The name of the hybrid bear depends on the father: If he’s a grizzly, the baby is a grolar. If he’s a polar bear, it’s a pizzly, according to Nunatsiaq News."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pizzly-grolar-bear-shot-killed_us_57453eeae4b055bb1170b094

 

[is normal]

"The name of the hybrid bear depends on the father: If he’s a grizzly, the baby is a grolar. If he’s a polar bear, it’s a pizzly, according to Nunatsiaq News."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pizzly-grolar-bear-shot-killed_us_57453eeae4b055bb1170b094

I wasn't trying to call homey out, just wanted to say pizzly.. appreciate the knowledge though.
Hey pizllleh pizzzleh pizzzleh pizzly

 

[djacobox372]

Literally none of those are good fights, all one-sided mismatches.

There's a 5-1 + weight advantage in every matchup.

 

[is normal]

Mega croc vs super snake was on PBS a couple nights ago.. not bad if you like archaeology and science and theoretical monster fights.. YouTube copy was shut off

 

[pookiyama]

Killer whale beats just about everything alive.
The snake beats nothing.
Komodo likely gets a double death draw a couple times.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Game Pitbull

/thread

 

[minute bull]

in the water I mean. Snakes and komodos can swim.

If they have to.

"In the water" is a caveat that's tantamount the "But don't worry: the deer get automatic rifles too."

A killer whale looking at a swimming lizard would literally post this gif:

 

[RetiredSlave]

Lets see wolverine vs polar bear. Those little shits scare off grizzlies so it would be interesting to see one against a bigger, more aggressive type of bear.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda? - Polar Bear easy

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros - Rhino Easy

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile - Croc Easy

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy.

 

[SSOTO]

On netgeo, grizzly ran off like 4 polar bears lol.

I was telling my son this a few days ago when we were watching Planet Earth on netflix. The little shit acted like i was lying...

 

[MMA MASTER]

Wow can't believe on the intelligence on this thread....

 

[MMA MASTER]

1 Polar Bear or some big bear vs an anaconda? - Polar Bear easy

2 Anaconda or some big constrictor like a Boa vs Rhinoceros - Rhino Easy

3 Komodo Dragon against a Salt Water Crocodile - Croc Easy

4 Salt Water crocodile against a Killer Whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy

5 A komodo dragon against a killer whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy

6 Anaconda or some big snake vs a killer whale, in water - Killer Whale Easy.

Yep pretty much, they are all mismatches.

For example andacondas average about 220 lbs while a polar bear 1100 lbs... and we aren't even talking max sizes. The record for a polar bear was 2200 lbs while I beleive for the andaconda was 550 lbs. which is still huge. And Komodo dragons average 150lbs.... while a killer whale male can be 11 000 lbs ....

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Yep pretty much, they are all mismatches.

For example andacondas average about 220 lbs while a polar bear 1100 lbs... and we aren't even talking max sizes. The record for a polar bear was 2200 lbs while I beleive for the andaconda was 550 lbs. which is still huge. And Komodo dragons average 150lbs.... while a killer whale male can be 11 000 lbs ....

Yeah...I like the idea of the thread but it is poorly executed.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Game Pitbull

/thread

Apparently those things really can't fuck with cart pulling horses.

 

[Bald1]

Yep pretty much, they are all mismatches.

For example andacondas average about 220 lbs while a polar bear 1100 lbs... and we aren't even talking max sizes. The record for a polar bear was 2200 lbs while I beleive for the andaconda was 550 lbs. which is still huge. And Komodo dragons average 150lbs.... while a killer whale male can be 11 000 lbs ....

But a lone man has killed several polar bears and at the same time there are stories of single Komodos killing several people. Therefore, if I have my MMA math right, a full grown Komodo dragon should be able to take on between 8 to 15 five year old polar bears at the same time. Science!

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Apparently those things really can't fuck with cart pulling horses.