who win that fight? me vs mom on karate
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ow ok thx.. but why did you choose her? On what part can I improve?
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I think your mother kicked your ass on this one. Are you a black belt? You both need to be wearing gloves, foot and head protection. There is a lot of room for improvement on those techniques, and take those mirrors down before someone gets hurt and cut.
My mother and grandmother will always whip my ass no matter the color of my belt.
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Of course she didnt. She is HORRIBLE. She looks weird AF doing Karate. No doubt you won. But she is bad. Really bad. Bad. Bad.
This is why Women belong in the Kitchen making them sandwiches.
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Well, you can't punch your mother in the face without gloves now can you? You can make your techniques more 'crisp' and follow through with a second or third attack. Keep your hands up. Timing, distance, and speed, but that will come with time. Just my 2 cents. I took Tae Kwon-Do for 3 years, Aikido, and now BJJ.
Yes. She kicked you in the thigh and you were limping for a short time.
Wow, she did really well. She kept her hands up. Must have been a Bruce Lee relative in a previous life. People don't realize it, but ballet is tough. You need to be in top notch shape to do it. No, I was not in ballet, but had a female friend who was. @john49000
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More vids of ur mom
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I think your mother kicked your ass on this one. Are you a black belt? You both need to be wearing gloves, foot and head protection. There is a lot of room for improvement on those techniques, and take those mirrors down before someone gets hurt and cut.
My mother and grandmother will always whip my ass no matter the color of my belt.
True story: when my brother was 8 or 9, my 80 something year old grandmother was babysitting him after school. He wouldn’t do his homework and was throwing a fit. My grandmother grabbed him and put him in an ankle lock and held him there until he agreed to do his homework. It was hilarious. There was nothing he could do. And she was in her late 80s at this time. That bitch used to work the fields, so she had some of that old school strength that comes from just being impoverished.
You look 8 now motherfucker
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Doesn't this site have a minimum age requirement?
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Your biggest mistake was coming to sherdog for advice.
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That's pretty impressive for your mom to be that athletic. Especially her first time.
