why are you working out so much? whats wrong with you?

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  1. Demogoblin

    Demogoblin Black Belt

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    i have fibromylgia i dont have a choice to not work out
     
  2. AshiharaFan

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    Serious question, What symptoms of fibromyalgia are relieved due to working out? And how often do you work out?
     
  3. AshiharaFan

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    Do you even leg day bro?
     
  4. Damage

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    the company i work at bought us cakes and i said i didnt want any and all but one person just had to comment on it
    "why not? a cake once in a while isnt gonna kill you" said the fattest dude in our group
     
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  5. therealdope

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    Give them the standard, "I'm training for life motherfucker!", response.
     
  6. Midnighter

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    Yea...I definitely wouldn't turn down free cake tbh.
     
  7. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Even if you don't want it, just take the cake. All you gotta do is eat like 2 bites, break it up, and smear some frosting around the plate and be like "oh man that was so good, I was bad today".
     
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  8. Midnighter

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    I'll fight anyone who won't eat free cake.

    @Damage gimme a time and place for us to settle this.
     
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  9. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Kick his ass Seabass!
     
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  10. Damage

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    any time any place bro, pick any parkinglot of your choosing

    #saynotofreecakes
     
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  11. Quinton Overeem

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    Just say "Because I eat a lot of junk and don't wanna get fat." Simple.
     
  12. Hotora86

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    I know the feel.

    I get flak for not eating sugar, refusing sweets and cake at the office. I cut sugar to get healthier (and I did!) and ppl think that I'm either sick or crazy.

    THEY ARE THE CRAZY ONES!
    SUGAR IS DEATH !!!!1!11!!1ONEONE
     
  13. 4daLuLZ

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  14. Fahcough

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    I don't work out for my health, I do it for yours. Stress relief motha fucker


    Should see the look you get when you show them your house plans with a 1000 sq ft gym under roof
     
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  15. dudeguyman

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    Wtf is a durrie
     
  16. dudeguyman

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    I'll fight you for the cake
     
  17. LatFlare

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  18. therealdope

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    You should have said, "I guess 'while' is a synonym hour in your thesaurus".

    or,

    "You're right, I'm shooting for a body type like yours. Give me TWO slices you fat fuck!"
     
  19. therealdope

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    If you never want to be asked 'why do you work out so much" ever again then just use the reliably effective: "because Joel Osteen commanded me to do so in a vision I had several years ago."

    Make sure to have a general vacant look, while not ever blinking. Guarantee no one will ever ask you again.
     
  20. j123

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    Office is a whole different beast. Co-workers are some of the most noseyest people in existence. Esp. with a workplace with female majority. Drama central despite everyone over 30.

    It is the worst! Why is it that everytime they host a party/event I'm on cut week prepping to dehydrate, and it's "J123 Have some cake/special food I made which is riddled in sodium and carbs!! It's X-person's birthday/going away/whatever"
     

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