Why cant i do anything?

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  1. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    I have been sitting here for 3 hours ..

    I cant do anything!

    I think theres something wrong with me ..
     
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    HomeRun916 2JZGTE

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    10/10

    Would read again
     
  3. Twerknasty

    Twerknasty Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    Because you touch yourself when I sleep
     
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    osudude Red Belt

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    Have you considered getting into MLM?
     
  5. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    You sound boring.
     
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  6. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    No, whats that?
     
  7. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Yeah.. You're correct, just imagine the sad clown in an iron lung.. Thats me right now.
     
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    I Am Legion Black Belt

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    Laziness is sin. Go build something, plant something, eat something, be something.
     
  9. Leonard Haid

    Leonard Haid Minimalist Living the Illusory Dream

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    What's wrong with you? Just the wrong mindset. It's OK not to do anything.
     
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    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    tonysmasseuse Purple Belt

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    Try this on for size mate:
    Take away the "I think theres something wrong with me"
    Add nothing
    And you've got zazen - the zen art of just sitting.

    Zen buddhists practice for years to accomplish that, and you can already do it!
     
  12. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    I am doing something, but its just not much, i am posting here, and also watching clips of people being crushed by heavy vehicles.

    Is there something wrong? I think i maybe broken.
     
  13. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Ah.. So i am doing it right.. Feeeuuuwww

    Its ok then?
     
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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    The only solution to this is booze.
     
  15. Halge

    Halge Silver Belt

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    Hang in there Ron. Tell April to get you lunch.
     
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    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Pommistan needs more cultural enrichment.
     
  17. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    I was thinking more along the lines of some heroin. My body aint active but my mind is.
     
  18. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Will it hurt?
     
  19. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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  20. PommyBen

    PommyBen Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    If i had the energy to get up and get to my computer i would be all over the darkest of nets.. But alas im just gonna have to lie here and imagine.
     

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