Why do whales sing, and what about?

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Humpback whales are our big wet Oceanbros, and they sing wicked awesome songs that carry for miles under that bucket full of mystery that we call Whaletown City.

So what do they sing about, or is it just nonsense and they like to go "Wheeeeeeah! Weeeeeeeeeeeernnnnnnn! Homina, homina."

 

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[GearSolidMetal]

They sing to female land whales, singing their families miss them, forgive them for leaving, and want them to return to the ocean.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

All translates to ”fuk I’m eating plastic”
True story

 

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The eggplant will salute other pigeons

 

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Why do people sing?

 

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Bjork steals their lyrics

 

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Justin Vernon uses whale songs as inspiration for new Bon Iver tracks

 

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The eggplant will salute other pigeons

 

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To warn their compadres that evil lurks above

 

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Why do people sing?

Why do birds suddenly appear

 

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Brb, asking my whale researcher friend.

 

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Why do birds suddenly appear

They long to be close to you.

 

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To warn their compadres that evil lurks above

I think they're plotting something tbh

It's whale-terrorist com chatter

 

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Probably loneliness and about Haagen-Dazs.

 

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Why do birds suddenly appear

Some birds are evil little bastards. I think they purposely try shitting on people and dropping things on them.

 

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Here's a song about whales I wrote when I was younger.

 

[ralphc1]

If I had a 10 ft long penis, I'd sing too!

 

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Some birds are evil little bastards. I think they purposely try shitting on people and dropping things on them.

Doesn't need more birds