Why do whales sing, and what about?

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If I had a 10 ft long penis, I'd sing too!

*cetacean chorus*
"My dingaling, my dingaling..."

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I think they're plotting something tbh

It's whale-terrorist com chatter

Short answer I got back was "Sex".

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

They sing Gojira songs of course.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Here’s a cool article about the “loneliest whale”, he/she sings at a very unusual level.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150415-the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world

 

[-Nada-]

They probably sing sad songs about the one lonely human with the most stupid threads ...

 

[-Nada-]

Here’s a cool article about the “loneliest whale”, he/she sings at a very unusual level.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150415-the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world

That's sad.

 

[Daverisimo]

Bjork steals their lyrics

I'm a big fan of Bjork, but this made me laugh.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

They probably sing sad songs about the one lonely human with the most stupid threads ...

Don't talk about DMF like that yo

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Longer answer what that there's uncertainty. Likely mating. Could be alpha males or some story telling. Only sexually mature males sing.

 

[JabToucher]

I imagine their refined vocalised sounds like a marine version of the sounds otters are known to make:

 

[Kanuck99]

They sing to female land whales, singing their families miss them, forgive them for leaving, and want them to return to the ocean.

Ban.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Whales were created by the illumanati to keep the ocean waters moving, this way they can causes tidal waves in order to population and to rid the world of jet skis, and their singing is just radio signals to line the formations.

 

[Renard]

When animals dance or sing, it's literally always because they want to get laid, I'm going with that. Even spiders do it

 

[-Nada-]

Don't talk about DMF like that yo

I was talking about you, you
head filled with bubbles.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I was talking about you, you
head filled with bubbles.

And mah belly is full of krill

 

[Kaybee]

They sing about just about everything that normal singers do tbh

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

I'm getting some pimples on my hiney

On topic though they singing about whale poon

 

[ssBaldy]

Whales sing acapella death metal, I guarantee that.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Oh I'm a whale and I go toot toot
I swim around all day
I like to be all big and shit
And while I'm swimming I am singing
La la la la laaaaaaaaaa

Oh I'm a whale with a great big tail
And I'm feeling very horrrrrny
Me so horrrrrrny
I need a whaleho for low riding in my hoopty

Fuck the Orcas

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Orcas are fucking dicks fr