Why do women make such a big deal about the toilet seat?

[Headkicktoleg]

I've yet to meet a woman who doesn't complain about the toilet seat being up. This seems to be such a huge deal for them. Personally when I walk into a bathroom I have my eyes open and can see the toilet, even when I take a dump and need the seat down. It then takes a flick of the finger to push the seat down. I don't think I've ever fallen in. This seems to be an insurmountable obstacle for women and I really don't understand why. It's like being mad you have to open your fridge to get food.

 

[Rygu]

"Women are a bunch of cunts" - Jim Jefferies

 

[Kitafuji]

because all women are bitches.
I remember my son when he was about 6 asked my wife "why can't you leave the seat up"?

 

[all caps]

If you care about your girl, youd have the decency to put the seat down for her.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

If you care about your girl, youd have the decency to put the seat down for her.

I do, but as humans we sometimes forget, and they do tend to let us know.

 

[all caps]

I do, but as humans we sometimes forget, and they do tend to let us know.

If I expect her to keep my belly full, my clothes folded and *other duties as assigned* I can handle a little abuse if I forget

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If you care about your girl, youd have the decency to put the seat down for her.

They seem to enjoy men who aren't inconsiderate

 

[The Witcher]

Yeah i dont get it. Have they ever considered it is equally an inconvenience when the seat is down and we gotta take a piss? Works both ways but yet again, us gentlemen are oppressed in silence.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Yeah i dont get it. Have they ever considered it is equally an inconvenience when the seat is down and we gotta take a piss? Works both ways but yet again us gentlemen are oppressed in silence.

technically it's actually more work to put a seat up.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Know something you might be able to use, OP

If a woman is coming over, clean the toilet too.

And don't forget the clitoris this time

 

[Alphaboy]

If you're used to having a toilet seat under you, you're going to always assume one is there. Then when you sit down assuming the seat is down, it's that mini-heart attack feeling, like forgetting an extra step in a staircase.

 

[all caps]

God damn victim mentality all in here

 

[The Witcher]

technically it's actually more work to put a seat up.

so who's side you on motherfucker

 

[moreorless87]

The charitable answer, women can't hold there pee as well with a shorter urethra so more emergency visits to the bathroom.

The uncharitable answer, there too busy looking in the bathroom mirror to realise the seat is up.

 

[Brom Bones]

Simple solution is to be a lazy fuck and leave the motherfucker the same way you left it.

Guys leave it up and women leave it down. That minimizes extra/unnecessary raising/lowering of said seat. Nuff said.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

God damn victim mentality all in here

Not really. This thread is about how there is such a huge difference in inconvenience of putting down a seat and the grief women give men for it.

 

[snakedafunky]

Lol, you guys sound poor. You have to share a bathroom with another person in your family?
You live in a hut as well?

Pathetic.

 

[Satanical Eve]

Yeah i dont get it. Have they ever considered it is equally an inconvenience when the seat is down and we gotta take a piss? Works both ways but yet again, us gentlemen are oppressed in silence.

At that point just piss on the seat

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Have you tried being gay?

 

[lostdog000]

theyre too dumb to look b4 they sit